New Posts For Thread: My Fortunate Lifehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-lifeMy Mum and then my Wife have ensured I've had a very fortunate home life.Let's check it out.Keep eating Ham, you won't be here for the next 20 yearshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557021123#557021123Keep eating Ham, you won't be here for the next 20 yearsWed, 17 Apr 2019 09:49:26 -0500I'm eagerly awaiting the 'I mowed my next door neighbours lawn when bored one Sunday' episode.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557002721#557002721I'm eagerly awaiting the 'I mowed my next door neighbours lawn when bored one Sunday' episode.Sat, 13 Apr 2019 12:40:38 -0500Yeah ok that might not be true. I think northanlite is close to the truth. SHE does stuff inside the house. HE does stuff outside the house. There's no doubt there's a lot more day to day work inside the house than outside.And there's still no doubthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557001287#557001287Yeah ok that might not be true. I think northanlite is close to the truth. SHE does stuff inside the house. HE does stuff outside the house. There's no doubt there's a lot more day to day work inside the house than outside.And there's still no doubtSat, 13 Apr 2019 09:06:31 -0500A few words in my defence. Regarding my Mum that's what Mums do. Regarding my wife. What can she do? I have a HUGE and ETERNALLY HARD C0CK that she CANNOT help but WORSHIP. Thus her offerings of Ham and Salad rolls on a Sesame Seed Bun. And endless chttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557001239#557001239A few words in my defence. Regarding my Mum that's what Mums do. Regarding my wife. What can she do? I have a HUGE and ETERNALLY HARD C0CK that she CANNOT help but WORSHIP. Thus her offerings of Ham and Salad rolls on a Sesame Seed Bun. And endless cSat, 13 Apr 2019 08:58:59 -0500the secret with the ironing is to volunteer enthusiastically but make such a pigs ear of itthe misses loses patience and bans you from any future attempts.i'm fairly sure she did exactly the same with setting up anything electrical and mowing the lawhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557001195#557001195the secret with the ironing is to volunteer enthusiastically but make such a pigs ear of itthe misses loses patience and bans you from any future attempts.i'm fairly sure she did exactly the same with setting up anything electrical and mowing the lawSat, 13 Apr 2019 08:53:53 -0500I can say with quite a degree of confidence that I have done the washing up at least 100 times.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557001135#557001135I can say with quite a degree of confidence that I have done the washing up at least 100 times.Sat, 13 Apr 2019 08:43:06 -0500Not at all Mouse. I'm actually very busy!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557001125#557001125Not at all Mouse. I'm actually very busy!Sat, 13 Apr 2019 08:41:36 -0500Interesting thread with potential ...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557001121#557001121Interesting thread with potential ...Sat, 13 Apr 2019 08:40:32 -0500I've used the vacuum cleaner a few times. That's kinda fun!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557001119#557001119I've used the vacuum cleaner a few times. That's kinda fun!!Sat, 13 Apr 2019 08:40:26 -0500Do you mainly indulge in scratching your arse and farting?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31521093/my-fortunate-life?post_id=557001113#557001113Do you mainly indulge in scratching your arse and farting?Sat, 13 Apr 2019 08:39:37 -0500