New Posts For Thread: Best manhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-manI'm the best man at my mates wedding at the end of march and wondering if you lot have any classic one liners to add to my speech?To the brides mother "Mrs 83...I've heard lots about you..... now lets hear your side of the story"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556596173#556596173To the brides mother "Mrs 83...I've heard lots about you..... now lets hear your side of the story"Fri, 08 Feb 2019 12:05:12 -0600How about going the full Les Dawson and telling a load of mother in law jokes, pint in hand and smoking a ciggie?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556595661#556595661How about going the full Les Dawson and telling a load of mother in law jokes, pint in hand and smoking a ciggie?Fri, 08 Feb 2019 11:04:09 -0600You could open withI was told that a good speech should be like a mini-skirt - long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep people's interest.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556595645#556595645You could open withI was told that a good speech should be like a mini-skirt - long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep people's interest.Fri, 08 Feb 2019 11:02:01 -0600Do not, under any circumstances, take all your clothes off and run around the dining tables before 10pm. Even as a dare. That was my first mistake.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556595611#556595611Do not, under any circumstances, take all your clothes off and run around the dining tables before 10pm. Even as a dare. That was my first mistake.Fri, 08 Feb 2019 10:55:29 -0600I can hardly remember what I said, don't think I've ever drank so much as that day!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556595585#556595585I can hardly remember what I said, don't think I've ever drank so much as that day!Fri, 08 Feb 2019 10:51:17 -0600Hang on a minute , he’s is best mate, but can’t think ,some mate he ishttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556595579#556595579Hang on a minute , he’s is best mate, but can’t think ,some mate he isFri, 08 Feb 2019 10:50:42 -0600Get You...I have never been asked to be Best Man.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556595573#556595573Get You...I have never been asked to be Best Man.Fri, 08 Feb 2019 10:50:10 -0600Got my own stuff planned, so the question was more of a has anyone done it before and used any great one linershttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556595557#556595557Got my own stuff planned, so the question was more of a has anyone done it before and used any great one linersFri, 08 Feb 2019 10:48:58 -0600There's loads of stuff online to help you out. I had to serve as best man and it's quite an ordeal.Good luck!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556595541#556595541There's loads of stuff online to help you out. I had to serve as best man and it's quite an ordeal.Good luck!Fri, 08 Feb 2019 10:46:54 -0600Really?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31502803/best-man?post_id=556595501#556595501Really?Fri, 08 Feb 2019 10:39:03 -0600