New Posts For Thread: Funeral costs and plans.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plansAlways a few ads. for funeral plans etc on TV. While I want my family to have enough money to provide the funeral THEY want for me, I will not be giving any guidance. As I will not be there in mind to see it, I really have no interest in what they do“It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.” Ulysses Everett McGill.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556294613#556294613“It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.” Ulysses Everett McGill.Wed, 02 Jan 2019 11:29:45 -0600I love these people who want to express a wish about their funeral. YOU WONT BE THERE (unless you include your dead body) so why would the family follow your instructions? It is their event not yours. But then humans have never been logical. The costhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556294157#556294157I love these people who want to express a wish about their funeral. YOU WONT BE THERE (unless you include your dead body) so why would the family follow your instructions? It is their event not yours. But then humans have never been logical. The costWed, 02 Jan 2019 10:32:05 -0600Tibetan sky burial is the way forward ....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556294131#556294131Tibetan sky burial is the way forward ....Wed, 02 Jan 2019 10:28:07 -0600As for those who refused to retire until they had to, put their ashes in an egg timer.That way they can work when they're dead as well.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556294119#556294119As for those who refused to retire until they had to, put their ashes in an egg timer.That way they can work when they're dead as well.Wed, 02 Jan 2019 10:25:29 -0600Leaving them to deal with all the hassle and arranging it when you could be doing it yourself shows a lack of responsibility and selfihshness imho...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556294089#556294089Leaving them to deal with all the hassle and arranging it when you could be doing it yourself shows a lack of responsibility and selfihshness imho...Wed, 02 Jan 2019 10:20:50 -0600Landfill for me.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556294053#556294053Landfill for me.Wed, 02 Jan 2019 10:15:35 -0600Mini skip will be fine if it's cheaper.You can even sling your trash in with me and make a pyre.Ultra-low costs cremations are mehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556293987#556293987Mini skip will be fine if it's cheaper.You can even sling your trash in with me and make a pyre.Ultra-low costs cremations are meWed, 02 Jan 2019 10:06:51 -0600@ trilby! I want to be cremated, all my family and friends to have an absolutely massive pi@@ up afterwards in The Crown And Greyhound in Dulwich Village on me and then scatter my ashes at the winning post at Sandown park and jobsagoodun. Hopefully ihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556293861#556293861@ trilby! I want to be cremated, all my family and friends to have an absolutely massive pi@@ up afterwards in The Crown And Greyhound in Dulwich Village on me and then scatter my ashes at the winning post at Sandown park and jobsagoodun. Hopefully iWed, 02 Jan 2019 09:49:16 -0600But what size trilby?Would a mini skip suffice?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556293763#556293763But what size trilby?Would a mini skip suffice?Wed, 02 Jan 2019 09:34:56 -0600good enough for yihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31476873/funeral-costs-and-plans?post_id=556293749#556293749good enough for yiWed, 02 Jan 2019 09:33:49 -0600