New Posts For Thread: jehovah witnesses...whats the best way to deal with them??https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-themjust had 2 at my door.......you cant really tell them to f*** O**.............is it best to argue or just pretend you are interested............which will be quicker ??Many years ago I WAS lying in bed onE Summers afternoon, I was working nights, when I heard this gentle tap tap tapping at the front door. I ignored it but they persisted and so I got out of bed , moving the curtain just ever so lightly, peeped outhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555591867#555591867Many years ago I WAS lying in bed onE Summers afternoon, I was working nights, when I heard this gentle tap tap tapping at the front door. I ignored it but they persisted and so I got out of bed , moving the curtain just ever so lightly, peeped outSat, 22 Sep 2018 07:26:32 -0500Say you would be happy to listen to them but you need an answer to just one question...."Are you wearing a thong or full back briefs"?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555590609#555590609Say you would be happy to listen to them but you need an answer to just one question...."Are you wearing a thong or full back briefs"?Sat, 22 Sep 2018 03:39:57 -0500I was bored one day so invited one in for a chat. I asked him what he wanted to talk about and he said "I don't know, I've never got this far before"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555577475#555577475I was bored one day so invited one in for a chat. I asked him what he wanted to talk about and he said "I don't know, I've never got this far before"Wed, 19 Sep 2018 18:12:35 -0500I take it you don't have a bra, some suspenders, high heels and a dildo...???https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555571153#555571153I take it you don't have a bra, some suspenders, high heels and a dildo...???Tue, 18 Sep 2018 16:23:12 -0500They knocked at a mates house . He invited them in and sat them down . He assured them that his dog was nothing to worry about but implored them not to make any sudden movements as it sometimes reacted badly in such situations .He left the room , puthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555570873#555570873They knocked at a mates house . He invited them in and sat them down . He assured them that his dog was nothing to worry about but implored them not to make any sudden movements as it sometimes reacted badly in such situations .He left the room , putTue, 18 Sep 2018 15:44:11 -0500No one ever knocked twiceHere's Johnny!!!!!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555570767#555570767No one ever knocked twiceHere's Johnny!!!!!!Tue, 18 Sep 2018 15:33:06 -0500Release the Hounds I used to have a dog who would Try to smash the Front door down if anyone Knocked ..No one ever knocked twicehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555570739#555570739Release the Hounds I used to have a dog who would Try to smash the Front door down if anyone Knocked ..No one ever knocked twiceTue, 18 Sep 2018 15:30:19 -0500I actually had a visit from them while staying at a friend's house in London. I used the same trick as you and told them I was a Buddhist. They said that's exactly why we are here . I thought I was being smart but got caught. Had to politely tell thehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555570577#555570577I actually had a visit from them while staying at a friend's house in London. I used the same trick as you and told them I was a Buddhist. They said that's exactly why we are here . I thought I was being smart but got caught. Had to politely tell theTue, 18 Sep 2018 15:14:17 -0500her clipboard got in the way i think, otherwise she'd have been **** a hoophttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555570571#555570571her clipboard got in the way i think, otherwise she'd have been **** a hoopTue, 18 Sep 2018 15:13:06 -0500might work on the jehovahs, but the Conservative party canvasser stayed for all of about 2 minutes when I tried this. "conservative with a small c" is what I shouted as she hotfooted it down the driveWho has the small c ? Was it coldhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31451251/jehovah-witnesseswhats-the-best-way-to-deal-with-them?post_id=555570541#555570541might work on the jehovahs, but the Conservative party canvasser stayed for all of about 2 minutes when I tried this. "conservative with a small c" is what I shouted as she hotfooted it down the driveWho has the small c ? Was it coldTue, 18 Sep 2018 15:09:50 -0500