New Posts For Thread: Cremation or Burial ?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burialThink I favour the Burial Route Grave yard down the Road Could be carted from the House down ,Quick service and into the Plot .. Not religious any more but was Thinking of Having a word with the Vicar , Offer a bit of help Grass cutting etc ,get meA monkey for a printed cardboard coffin ,in the plain just 250 ,a think everyone should just make their own . Be sure to fit as well ,never noticed but they must do large and extra large ? They must have a bit of work donehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554613003#554613003A monkey for a printed cardboard coffin ,in the plain just 250 ,a think everyone should just make their own . Be sure to fit as well ,never noticed but they must do large and extra large ? They must have a bit of work doneTue, 29 May 2018 08:34:26 -0500I would like a sky burial too, tictacman. Do you have to go to Tibet to have one?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554612979#554612979I would like a sky burial too, tictacman. Do you have to go to Tibet to have one?Tue, 29 May 2018 08:30:44 -0500donny osmond 28 May 18 23:45 i wanted me ashes scattered on the carpet, ....Just to piss off the missus?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554612223#554612223donny osmond 28 May 18 23:45 i wanted me ashes scattered on the carpet, ....Just to piss off the missus?Tue, 29 May 2018 06:38:25 -0500Cremation for me for 2 reasons, having worked all my life since 16 I would hate for the Zombie thing to happen.Spend my eternity still running after women, this time to eat their Brains. Secondly , and I know it's an old one but it's my only chance ohttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554610465#554610465Cremation for me for 2 reasons, having worked all my life since 16 I would hate for the Zombie thing to happen.Spend my eternity still running after women, this time to eat their Brains. Secondly , and I know it's an old one but it's my only chance oMon, 28 May 2018 21:45:00 -0500Glasgowhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554610051#554610051GlasgowMon, 28 May 2018 18:21:37 -0500What is Needed is the Flat Pack coffin, can be Stored in the House Ready for the Big day , Someone in the Family allocated to construct it ,Body kept in fridge Transported to house Day before Funeral , A flat pack Job would be £200 at most, extortiohttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554610047#554610047What is Needed is the Flat Pack coffin, can be Stored in the House Ready for the Big day , Someone in the Family allocated to construct it ,Body kept in fridge Transported to house Day before Funeral , A flat pack Job would be £200 at most, extortioMon, 28 May 2018 18:20:49 -0500.. lucky you added the word cutting after grass, wouldnt want the vicar as high as a kite.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554610045#554610045.. lucky you added the word cutting after grass, wouldnt want the vicar as high as a kite.Mon, 28 May 2018 18:20:15 -0500That would be very apt, Donny, although I'm not sure I would care to be poked with a pool cue for all eternity... it rather has a sense of a Hieronymus Bosch depiction of Hell about it!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554609955#554609955That would be very apt, Donny, although I'm not sure I would care to be poked with a pool cue for all eternity... it rather has a sense of a Hieronymus Bosch depiction of Hell about it!Mon, 28 May 2018 17:50:33 -0500poker, i had you down for being converted into a set of pool balls some folk have their ashes converted into gem stones.simple cremation will do me, cardboard coffin or whateveri wanted me ashes scattered on the carpet, ....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554609939#554609939poker, i had you down for being converted into a set of pool balls some folk have their ashes converted into gem stones.simple cremation will do me, cardboard coffin or whateveri wanted me ashes scattered on the carpet, ....Mon, 28 May 2018 17:45:58 -0500There was quite a famous artist down here in Devon named Robert Lenkiewicz, I met him a few times whilst playing pool in Plymouth. Anyway, he embalmed his friend, Diogenes, and the body (hidden in a drawer) was only discovered after Robert's own deathttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31384945/cremation-or-burial?post_id=554609915#554609915There was quite a famous artist down here in Devon named Robert Lenkiewicz, I met him a few times whilst playing pool in Plymouth. Anyway, he embalmed his friend, Diogenes, and the body (hidden in a drawer) was only discovered after Robert's own deatMon, 28 May 2018 17:39:28 -0500