New Posts For Thread: Fartinghttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/fartingAny chit chatter ever practised this?Dead man's fart.This refers to freshly laid out corpses in mortuaries. Apparently they're blowing off all the time. Although not with the regular sounding frraaarp more of a short bloop. As kids we used to practise making sounds which we called deadhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553252307#553252307Dead man's fart.This refers to freshly laid out corpses in mortuaries. Apparently they're blowing off all the time. Although not with the regular sounding frraaarp more of a short bloop. As kids we used to practise making sounds which we called deadWed, 20 Dec 2017 07:22:52 -0600And if you rearrange the letters in his name it spells 'erse' (with a few left over). Coincidence? I think not.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553252039#553252039And if you rearrange the letters in his name it spells 'erse' (with a few left over). Coincidence? I think not.Wed, 20 Dec 2017 06:05:21 -0600Ed Sheeran's written a song about it.Dancing in the dark,I can smell your farts.A miasma from your årse,Oooh baby it turns me on.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553249933#553249933Ed Sheeran's written a song about it.Dancing in the dark,I can smell your farts.A miasma from your årse,Oooh baby it turns me on.Tue, 19 Dec 2017 12:32:34 -0600My 2 sons when they were aged 7 and 8 bought some "Dr Windbreakers fart powder" said on the packet "makes you fart like thunder"They stirred it into their mums cup of tea.Unknowingly she took a sip and the lads were very disappointed when nothing hahttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553248943#553248943My 2 sons when they were aged 7 and 8 bought some "Dr Windbreakers fart powder" said on the packet "makes you fart like thunder"They stirred it into their mums cup of tea.Unknowingly she took a sip and the lads were very disappointed when nothing haTue, 19 Dec 2017 07:47:43 -0600Confusius say, "He who denied it supplied it and he who smelt it dealt it".https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553248879#553248879Confusius say, "He who denied it supplied it and he who smelt it dealt it".Tue, 19 Dec 2017 07:33:18 -0600''Where ere you be let your wind blow free.'' Is an old saying.While patients in hospitals are actively encouraged to make every effort to expel any obnoxious gases that might be fermenting in their bowels.I shall certainly bear this in mind if I amhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553248739#553248739''Where ere you be let your wind blow free.'' Is an old saying.While patients in hospitals are actively encouraged to make every effort to expel any obnoxious gases that might be fermenting in their bowels.I shall certainly bear this in mind if I amTue, 19 Dec 2017 06:48:36 -0600Silent but violent.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553248103#553248103Silent but violent.Tue, 19 Dec 2017 04:50:35 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553248011#553248011Tue, 19 Dec 2017 04:30:41 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553247995#553247995Tue, 19 Dec 2017 04:26:46 -0600Just a word of advice.Do not mention that horrible word in the company of ladies. It comes before swear words in my list of things men should not say.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30973325/farting?post_id=553247001#553247001Just a word of advice.Do not mention that horrible word in the company of ladies. It comes before swear words in my list of things men should not say.Mon, 18 Dec 2017 16:07:39 -0600