New Posts For Thread: Great one linershttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-linersAccording to the bbc these maybe the best one liners ever, maybe one is decent.12 Great One LinersHere are twelve classic one-liners from some masters of the craft. Are they the best ever told?Tim Vine – “Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site foTommy Cooper: "Dyslexic man walks into a bra"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552840979#552840979Tommy Cooper: "Dyslexic man walks into a bra"Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:28:20 -0500surely '..barely keep my eyes on the meter'https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552840917#552840917surely '..barely keep my eyes on the meter'Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:09:13 -0500Best Woody Allen one liner is when he is in a taxi with a woman and says "You look so beautiful I can barely take my eyes off the meter!"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552839997#552839997Best Woody Allen one liner is when he is in a taxi with a woman and says "You look so beautiful I can barely take my eyes off the meter!"Tue, 19 Sep 2017 07:53:25 -05002 from the great Bob Monkhouse.People laughed when I told them I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.I'm still enjoying sex at 74. It's no distance, I live at 68.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552839675#5528396752 from the great Bob Monkhouse.People laughed when I told them I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.I'm still enjoying sex at 74. It's no distance, I live at 68.Tue, 19 Sep 2017 05:28:30 -0500Was out for a few drinks with my boss and a very wealthy customer(Spurs season ticket holder)He commented that it was a pity a Scottish colleague could not join us.My boss bought a round then I did then back to my boss then meThe greedy Spurs bloke nhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552839631#552839631Was out for a few drinks with my boss and a very wealthy customer(Spurs season ticket holder)He commented that it was a pity a Scottish colleague could not join us.My boss bought a round then I did then back to my boss then meThe greedy Spurs bloke nTue, 19 Sep 2017 05:04:58 -0500I was halfway through eating a horse when I realised I wasn't that hungry.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552839401#552839401I was halfway through eating a horse when I realised I wasn't that hungry.Tue, 19 Sep 2017 02:42:18 -0500A mate of mine spent the summer on an archeological dig in Crete.Mate, "We put the Minoan civilization back 300 years."Me, "So, you had a good time."https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552837797#552837797A mate of mine spent the summer on an archeological dig in Crete.Mate, "We put the Minoan civilization back 300 years."Me, "So, you had a good time."Mon, 18 Sep 2017 17:01:24 -0500The wife is fine, the kids have dementia!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552837733#552837733The wife is fine, the kids have dementia!Mon, 18 Sep 2017 16:33:14 -0500Siemens have purchased so many companies in the uk, its silly.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552837707#552837707Siemens have purchased so many companies in the uk, its silly.Mon, 18 Sep 2017 16:23:37 -0500You can't spell advertisements without $emen between the tit$https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30948145/great-one-liners?post_id=552837667#552837667You can't spell advertisements without $emen between the tit$Mon, 18 Sep 2017 16:06:34 -0500