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							<channel><title>New Posts For Thread: Things kids say</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say</link><description>My daughter has just sent this text message"Blake(3yr old grandson) just asked Elysia (5yr old grandaughter) to go downstairs with him. She's halfway through getting dressed and has no pants on.She shouts at him in the most expressive voice"I can't c</description><item><title>Many years ago when my stepson was a nipper, he was on the bus with his mum and they were talking to a bloke who was a coalman in those days. The blokes teeth were a little worse for ware and my stepson asked him if he ate the coal</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say?post_id=551934111#551934111</link><description>Many years ago when my stepson was a nipper, he was on the bus with his mum and they were talking to a bloke who was a coalman in those days. The blokes teeth were a little worse for ware and my stepson asked him if he ate the coal</description><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 21:06:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Johnny carries a bottle of the stuff about with him.No point in wasting yer hard earned he says.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say?post_id=551933453#551933453</link><description>Johnny carries a bottle of the stuff about with him.No point in wasting yer hard earned he says.</description><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 18:17:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Johnny_Mustang 17 May 17 08:10 Joined: 18 Feb 07 | Topic/replies: 11,217 | Blogger: Johnny_Mustang's blogThe one and only time I heard my daughter swear was when she must have been around 5 years old and we were having lunch with friends in a pub. Th</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say?post_id=551927985#551927985</link><description>Johnny_Mustang 17 May 17 08:10 Joined: 18 Feb 07 | Topic/replies: 11,217 | Blogger: Johnny_Mustang's blogThe one and only time I heard my daughter swear was when she must have been around 5 years old and we were having lunch with friends in a pub. Th</description><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 08:55:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I want morning jam" (not easy to say marmalade when you are two)</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say?post_id=551927971#551927971</link><description>"I want morning jam" (not easy to say marmalade when you are two)</description><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 08:53:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Grandaughter - I'm not crying I just have some water in my eyes.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say?post_id=551926353#551926353</link><description>Grandaughter - I'm not crying I just have some water in my eyes.</description><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 04:09:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Very droll J_M..... my kind of humour...</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say?post_id=551926189#551926189</link><description>Very droll J_M..... my kind of humour...</description><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 03:15:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say?post_id=551926055#551926055</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 02:12:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The one and only time I heard my daughter swear was when she must have been around 5 years old and we were having lunch with friends in a pub. The food arrived and completely out of the blue my daughter exclaimed "F*ck, no ketchup". I was mortified.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say?post_id=551926049#551926049</link><description>The one and only time I heard my daughter swear was when she must have been around 5 years old and we were having lunch with friends in a pub. The food arrived and completely out of the blue my daughter exclaimed "F*ck, no ketchup". I was mortified.</description><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 02:10:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My daughter has just sent this text message"Blake(3yr old grandson) just asked Elysia (5yr old grandaughter) to go downstairs with him. She's halfway through getting dressed and has no pants on.She shouts at him in the most expressive voice"I can't c</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874923/things-kids-say?post_id=551926035#551926035</link><description>My daughter has just sent this text message"Blake(3yr old grandson) just asked Elysia (5yr old grandaughter) to go downstairs with him. She's halfway through getting dressed and has no pants on.She shouts at him in the most expressive voice"I can't c</description><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 02:00:42 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
