New Posts For Thread: Overheard on a bus...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus"My grandad was a conscientious objector during the war.""Was he a Quaker?""Yeah, he was shaking like a leaf when he was called up."Person 1: It's the wife's 50th next year and I don't know where to take her.Person 2: What about the Orient Express?Person 1: She doesn't like Chinese food.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=554854565#554854565Person 1: It's the wife's 50th next year and I don't know where to take her.Person 2: What about the Orient Express?Person 1: She doesn't like Chinese food.Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:15:32 -0500Person 1: My solicitor's holding an advice clinic at the local youth club tonight.Person 2: Is he pro bono?Person 1: I don't think he even likes U2.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=554854479#554854479Person 1: My solicitor's holding an advice clinic at the local youth club tonight.Person 2: Is he pro bono?Person 1: I don't think he even likes U2.Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:01:05 -0500Person 1: "There were some great fighters called Lee; Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee."Person 2: "Yeah, Muhammad R. Lee."https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=554803089#554803089Person 1: "There were some great fighters called Lee; Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee."Person 2: "Yeah, Muhammad R. Lee."Tue, 19 Jun 2018 10:02:10 -0500to be fair... she did tell them.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=551925387#551925387to be fair... she did tell them.Tue, 16 May 2017 19:13:26 -0500The day after 9/11 there was a woman talking to herself on the bus."I told you Mr Blair and Mr Bush but you didn't listen did you."https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=551923675#551923675The day after 9/11 there was a woman talking to herself on the bus."I told you Mr Blair and Mr Bush but you didn't listen did you."Tue, 16 May 2017 14:24:55 -0500And get their oats for breakfast. (The old one's are the best, or so they say)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=551919661#551919661And get their oats for breakfast. (The old one's are the best, or so they say)Tue, 16 May 2017 06:14:05 -0500Rubbish. It was because they invented porridge.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=551919135#551919135Rubbish. It was because they invented porridge.Tue, 16 May 2017 03:29:11 -0500So, in conclusion, this joke only works if you know the square root of feck all about QUAKERS N SHAKERS...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=551918503#551918503So, in conclusion, this joke only works if you know the square root of feck all about QUAKERS N SHAKERS...Mon, 15 May 2017 18:38:46 -0500Sorry to spoil de partee, but...the Quakers are called such because, at prayer meetings they would literally...er...quake...and a similar sect in the USA was called...THE SHAKERS...guess why...?Both names were pejorative terms intended to mock...nothttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=551918479#551918479Sorry to spoil de partee, but...the Quakers are called such because, at prayer meetings they would literally...er...quake...and a similar sect in the USA was called...THE SHAKERS...guess why...?Both names were pejorative terms intended to mock...notMon, 15 May 2017 18:35:06 -0500Zorro you a gangsterhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30874277/overheard-on-a-bus?post_id=551918431#551918431Zorro you a gangsterMon, 15 May 2017 18:16:44 -0500