New Posts For Thread: Andrex advert- 'how clean do you feel?'https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feelwow the marketing department really pulled out the stops on this one.It's bog roll, you wipe your arse with it.Startrek - I always wondered where the toilets were on the Enterprise, nobody needed to go?Had they solved all toilet needs? Or did they poop on the floor and then Phasered it?laser blasted it into oblivion. Or poop on the teleporter. the three shellhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550477347#550477347Startrek - I always wondered where the toilets were on the Enterprise, nobody needed to go?Had they solved all toilet needs? Or did they poop on the floor and then Phasered it?laser blasted it into oblivion. Or poop on the teleporter. the three shellSun, 20 Nov 2016 19:41:10 -0600Looks like the curtains got a free pass ?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550475781#550475781Looks like the curtains got a free pass ?Sun, 20 Nov 2016 15:24:51 -0600before Andrex - cutting trees down with aplomb... Newsprint, paper catalogue pages in early US Hayballs, Scraper/gompf stick kept in container by the privy in the Middle AgesDiscarded sheep's wool in the Viking Age, England Frayed end of anhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550475775#550475775before Andrex - cutting trees down with aplomb... Newsprint, paper catalogue pages in early US Hayballs, Scraper/gompf stick kept in container by the privy in the Middle AgesDiscarded sheep's wool in the Viking Age, England Frayed end of anSun, 20 Nov 2016 15:23:54 -0600I Polonius Maximus of the Twelth legion of Rome, tell you now, that bog paper is a recent invention of humanity. As one of the great immortals that rule over you plebs in the Illuminati brotherhood. It was part of the plan to cause more hemorrhoids,https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550475673#550475673I Polonius Maximus of the Twelth legion of Rome, tell you now, that bog paper is a recent invention of humanity. As one of the great immortals that rule over you plebs in the Illuminati brotherhood. It was part of the plan to cause more hemorrhoids,Sun, 20 Nov 2016 15:14:53 -0600Disagree with many on here on Certain Shytes u have what I would call a Clean Wipe Followed by a second just to confirm ,A broken or messy shyte can take up to 10 wipes to obtain the same outcome ..https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550471931#550471931Disagree with many on here on Certain Shytes u have what I would call a Clean Wipe Followed by a second just to confirm ,A broken or messy shyte can take up to 10 wipes to obtain the same outcome ..Sun, 20 Nov 2016 08:41:34 -0600I saw a piece on the news recently where profiteering water companies were up in arms over wet wipes advertising that their product dissolved in water when they dont.I have to say it made me laugh because on one side you have companies who think makihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550471403#550471403I saw a piece on the news recently where profiteering water companies were up in arms over wet wipes advertising that their product dissolved in water when they dont.I have to say it made me laugh because on one side you have companies who think makiSun, 20 Nov 2016 07:20:03 -0600The best sponges are from Greece, none of those raspy yellow cuban things for such a delicate job, zorro.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550471395#550471395The best sponges are from Greece, none of those raspy yellow cuban things for such a delicate job, zorro.Sun, 20 Nov 2016 07:16:11 -0600wet wipes get stuck in the drains - blocks them, the the **** backs up and crawls out the bowl and with it's mutated fingers it strangles you. you don't want to use wet wipes. use the sponge. the roman army took over the world. they used the sponge.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550471377#550471377wet wipes get stuck in the drains - blocks them, the the **** backs up and crawls out the bowl and with it's mutated fingers it strangles you. you don't want to use wet wipes. use the sponge. the roman army took over the world. they used the sponge.Sun, 20 Nov 2016 07:11:25 -0600I use wet wipes to clean myself after. I can't be having clinkers.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550469773#550469773I use wet wipes to clean myself after. I can't be having clinkers.Sat, 19 Nov 2016 21:02:28 -0600Anyone who doesn't do it with water is walking arond with sh1t sticking to his ass. Fact.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30753607/andrex-advert--how-clean-do-you-feel?post_id=550469011#550469011Anyone who doesn't do it with water is walking arond with sh1t sticking to his ass. Fact.Sat, 19 Nov 2016 18:11:12 -0600