New Posts For Thread: How drunk have you Been ? Can you beat this ?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-thisAn associate of mine had been drinking for hours in boozer Sambucca Chasers ,Got up and tried to have a pish in the Draw in the Fruit Machine ,Swore Blind he was in the Toilet Fortunately I was not present ,I would have been carried out LarfingGot taxi to Drop me off Round the Corner from House, had been missing for nearly 2 days ,was hoping Mrs would be Akip and thought Taxi Pulling up would waken Her ,Strange what you Think, Got out of Cab and walked Straight into a Stone Lamp post EYE Shttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327985#550327985Got taxi to Drop me off Round the Corner from House, had been missing for nearly 2 days ,was hoping Mrs would be Akip and thought Taxi Pulling up would waken Her ,Strange what you Think, Got out of Cab and walked Straight into a Stone Lamp post EYE SWed, 02 Nov 2016 19:22:44 -0500https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327919#550327919Wed, 02 Nov 2016 19:00:51 -0500Sad Story Mc Moonbeam I take it easy nowadays but once when living in Inverness I drunk 25 pints and helped everyone into taxis who were drunk,tried to get back to ring a taxi for myself to find the door shut.Decided to walk home taking a short cuthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327915#550327915Sad Story Mc Moonbeam I take it easy nowadays but once when living in Inverness I drunk 25 pints and helped everyone into taxis who were drunk,tried to get back to ring a taxi for myself to find the door shut.Decided to walk home taking a short cutWed, 02 Nov 2016 18:59:45 -0500https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327655#550327655Wed, 02 Nov 2016 18:34:39 -0500Done worse myself though my damage was usually self inflicted after drinking half a bottle of whiskey & smoking, passed out stone cold , 6ft face down onto a mates tiled kitchen floor , so drunk I literally shot back up on my feet still unconscious whttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327637#550327637Done worse myself though my damage was usually self inflicted after drinking half a bottle of whiskey & smoking, passed out stone cold , 6ft face down onto a mates tiled kitchen floor , so drunk I literally shot back up on my feet still unconscious wWed, 02 Nov 2016 18:33:22 -0500Have to be in some Condition to do it in the Pub I said just as well you didn't think the Machine was the Mrs He was with people he works with as wellhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327617#550327617Have to be in some Condition to do it in the Pub I said just as well you didn't think the Machine was the Mrs He was with people he works with as wellWed, 02 Nov 2016 18:32:09 -0500Moony was playing on words, it wasn't a typo (nap)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327581#550327581Moony was playing on words, it wasn't a typo (nap)Wed, 02 Nov 2016 18:29:53 -0500Roger knows that it's ok to post pissinghttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327569#550327569Roger knows that it's ok to post pissingWed, 02 Nov 2016 18:28:52 -0500A mate's mum once heard a noise out on the landing, opened the bedroom door to find my mate stood at the top of the stairs pissing down them. He thought he was in the toilet.I once slashed through someone's letterbox near the student union. Suddenlyhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327529#550327529A mate's mum once heard a noise out on the landing, opened the bedroom door to find my mate stood at the top of the stairs pissing down them. He thought he was in the toilet.I once slashed through someone's letterbox near the student union. SuddenlyWed, 02 Nov 2016 18:25:46 -0500Wokking? with a wokhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30748773/how-drunk-have-you-been-can-you-beat-this?post_id=550327483#550327483Wokking? with a wokWed, 02 Nov 2016 18:21:58 -0500