New Posts For Thread: Funeral cost well don't have onehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-oneYou can have direct burial ( home to plot no ceremony ) Cost about £1000. Drinks memorial in pub few days later.you could parachute into a volcano - oh what a feeling i'm dancing on the ceiling.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548770493#548770493you could parachute into a volcano - oh what a feeling i'm dancing on the ceiling.Sun, 22 May 2016 00:50:27 -0500I intend to sleep in a wee place away from anywhere near when I die.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548768215#548768215I intend to sleep in a wee place away from anywhere near when I die.Sat, 21 May 2016 14:56:56 -0500My Mrs is burying me in the garden and continueing to draw my pension.Or vise verse for that matterhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548768103#548768103My Mrs is burying me in the garden and continueing to draw my pension.Or vise verse for that matterSat, 21 May 2016 14:48:09 -0500Couple I know bought their own coffin on line, picked the deceased up in a van, took it to the graveyard and buried the body. Priest was ok with it, it was a first for the church.No need to go skint over it. Just a bag of bones after all.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548767391#548767391Couple I know bought their own coffin on line, picked the deceased up in a van, took it to the graveyard and buried the body. Priest was ok with it, it was a first for the church.No need to go skint over it. Just a bag of bones after all.Sat, 21 May 2016 13:58:37 -0500I thought this thread meant howard was not planning to diehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548764731#548764731I thought this thread meant howard was not planning to dieSat, 21 May 2016 10:39:52 -0500A heart specialist died and the mourners were treated to seeing the coffin placed in front of a huge heart constructed especially for the event, as the service was ending the heart opened up and the coffin rolled into it, another heart specialist saihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548764179#548764179A heart specialist died and the mourners were treated to seeing the coffin placed in front of a huge heart constructed especially for the event, as the service was ending the heart opened up and the coffin rolled into it, another heart specialist saiSat, 21 May 2016 10:01:14 -0500Home burial is the way forward for tightwads.Minimum 2 feet depth between coffin lid and soil makes spade excavation an option for those too mean to pay for half days digger hire.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548763719#548763719Home burial is the way forward for tightwads.Minimum 2 feet depth between coffin lid and soil makes spade excavation an option for those too mean to pay for half days digger hire.Sat, 21 May 2016 09:29:07 -0500'Funerals are more for the benefit of the friends and family not the deceased.'Difficult to argue with that. Never much to be gained by the deceased in that type of situation.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548763643#548763643'Funerals are more for the benefit of the friends and family not the deceased.'Difficult to argue with that. Never much to be gained by the deceased in that type of situation.Sat, 21 May 2016 09:24:01 -0500Les Dawson, "my wife says that when I die she's going to dance on my grave, I hope she does, I'm being buried at sea"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548763383#548763383Les Dawson, "my wife says that when I die she's going to dance on my grave, I hope she does, I'm being buried at sea"Sat, 21 May 2016 09:08:53 -0500If u want a funeral .Pay for it upfront instead of savinghttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30693595/funeral-cost-well-dont-have-one?post_id=548763089#548763089If u want a funeral .Pay for it upfront instead of savingSat, 21 May 2016 08:55:13 -0500