New Posts For Thread: our story only one sentence each. please keep the story flowinghttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowinghaving just told his wife that there were 1 billion cubic mm's in a cubic metre and 1 quintillion in a cubic kilometre his wife said did he know the average density of the universe was less than 1 hydrogen atom per cubic metre. to witch he smiled andIt could be heard as far away as Cambridge, where the Cambridge marmalade jars were in intensive training for the annual Oxford/Cambridge marmalade race, but Oxford sabotaged the Cambridge crew by stealing the cox's pippins, much to the cox's displehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548780161#548780161It could be heard as far away as Cambridge, where the Cambridge marmalade jars were in intensive training for the annual Oxford/Cambridge marmalade race, but Oxford sabotaged the Cambridge crew by stealing the cox's pippins, much to the cox's displeSun, 22 May 2016 15:21:31 -0500The peel of marmalade could be heard miles awayhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548768093#548768093The peel of marmalade could be heard miles awaySat, 21 May 2016 14:47:31 -0500There was a sound os silence- and then , as if from afar, the unmistaken satisfying slurpy 'pop' of the opening of an Oxford marmalade jarhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548767921#548767921There was a sound os silence- and then , as if from afar, the unmistaken satisfying slurpy 'pop' of the opening of an Oxford marmalade jarSat, 21 May 2016 14:36:41 -0500It's soooooo easy to be wise he told his missus. Just think of something stupid to say..............and DON'T SAY IT.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548764623#548764623It's soooooo easy to be wise he told his missus. Just think of something stupid to say..............and DON'T SAY IT.Sat, 21 May 2016 10:31:28 -0500'I wasn't talking to you ' he said, dismissively and turned to commence his intercourse with the naked leggy blue eyed blonde who had welcomely materialised , holding a carrot in a suggestive pose.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548764539#548764539'I wasn't talking to you ' he said, dismissively and turned to commence his intercourse with the naked leggy blue eyed blonde who had welcomely materialised , holding a carrot in a suggestive pose.Sat, 21 May 2016 10:24:55 -0500All 1000 horses said "neigh" to the marmalade; they much preferred cereals for breakfast, and also liked to nibble on carrots, which was OK as the carrots didn't seem to mind, except for a small minority of politically correct carrots who demanded eqhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548760767#548760767All 1000 horses said "neigh" to the marmalade; they much preferred cereals for breakfast, and also liked to nibble on carrots, which was OK as the carrots didn't seem to mind, except for a small minority of politically correct carrots who demanded eqSat, 21 May 2016 05:00:16 -0500'Have you got any marmalade?' he asked , hopefullyhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548757249#548757249'Have you got any marmalade?' he asked , hopefullyFri, 20 May 2016 14:47:27 -0500The other 54% disagreed; "Neigh", they said!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548731095#548731095The other 54% disagreed; "Neigh", they said!Tue, 17 May 2016 16:04:42 -0500In a straw poll of 1000 horses, 46% said the knives should go on the right, the forks in the middle, and the manure shovels on the left.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548717299#548717299In a straw poll of 1000 horses, 46% said the knives should go on the right, the forks in the middle, and the manure shovels on the left.Sun, 15 May 2016 17:26:16 -0500But the drawer bias issue remained unsolved – did people prefer the right hand draw or the left and whereabouts should the untensils go?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30688411/our-story-only-one-sentence-each-please-keep-the-story-flowing?post_id=548717235#548717235But the drawer bias issue remained unsolved – did people prefer the right hand draw or the left and whereabouts should the untensils go?Sun, 15 May 2016 17:16:02 -0500