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							<channel><title>New Posts For Thread: Just found out my boss has had a vasectomy, how to take the p1ss...</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss</link><description>when he returns on Tuesday.  You know leaving scissors lying about and that.  Sure chitchat can come up with something funny.</description><item><title>Two Victoria plums in a wet paper bag left on his desk. Hilarity ensues.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539603#548539603</link><description>Two Victoria plums in a wet paper bag left on his desk. Hilarity ensues.</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 05:45:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Castration's nothing like a vasectomy, there's a vas deferens between them.(c) me, ten years ago</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539601#548539601</link><description>Castration's nothing like a vasectomy, there's a vas deferens between them.(c) me, ten years ago</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 05:44:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Anytime someone get's a bit p1ssed off gonna say "alright mate, don't get all testy".  Should be hilarious.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539581#548539581</link><description>Anytime someone get's a bit p1ssed off gonna say "alright mate, don't get all testy".  Should be hilarious.</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 05:40:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Good luck in your next job.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539539#548539539</link><description>Good luck in your next job.</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 05:25:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man&acirc;&#x80;&#x99;s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. &acirc;&#x80;&#x9C;How&acirc;&#x80;&#x99;s your sex life</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539461#548539461</link><description>While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man&acirc;&#x80;&#x99;s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. &acirc;&#x80;&#x9C;How&acirc;&#x80;&#x99;s your sex life</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 05:05:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The vasectomy song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjiAq89cy6w</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539443#548539443</link><description>The vasectomy song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjiAq89cy6w</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 05:02:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Brilliant Ken.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539167#548539167</link><description>Brilliant Ken.</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 03:59:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Obviously she has to be in on the joke, otherwise it's just rape, and that's not funny.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539165#548539165</link><description>Obviously she has to be in on the joke, otherwise it's just rape, and that's not funny.</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 03:58:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Knock his wife up?</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539153#548539153</link><description>Knock his wife up?</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 03:57:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>when he returns on Tuesday.  You know leaving scissors lying about and that.  Sure chitchat can come up with something funny.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30685027/just-found-out-my-boss-has-had-a-vasectomy-how-to-take-the-p1ss?post_id=548539113#548539113</link><description>when he returns on Tuesday.  You know leaving scissors lying about and that.  Sure chitchat can come up with something funny.</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2016 03:43:32 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
