New Posts For Thread: Scottish Swimming Pool forced to close due to floater issueshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issuesA SWIMMING baths has been forced to close off its bathing area no less than 23 times in the past four years due to 'floaters' in the pool.Hamilton Water Palace is the worst offender in its area after having to shut repeatedly due to faecal contaminatsecret squirrel thumbing at A1 north junction as we speakhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548254413#548254413secret squirrel thumbing at A1 north junction as we speakThu, 31 Mar 2016 13:39:12 -0500Remember in viz once sarcastic sid was swimming in the sea at Blackpool and a big dog turd floated up and nestled in to his mouth. His mate goes “oi Sid, is that a dog turd in your mouth?” Sid goes “No, it’s a f.acking Cuban cigar”https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548252503#548252503Remember in viz once sarcastic sid was swimming in the sea at Blackpool and a big dog turd floated up and nestled in to his mouth. His mate goes “oi Sid, is that a dog turd in your mouth?” Sid goes “No, it’s a f.acking Cuban cigar”Thu, 31 Mar 2016 11:27:42 -0500I think chlorine does a pretty good job of destroying the most of the organic matter that ends up in these pools.Obviously it's no match for the much-feared 'floating protagonist' though.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548247409#548247409I think chlorine does a pretty good job of destroying the most of the organic matter that ends up in these pools.Obviously it's no match for the much-feared 'floating protagonist' though.Thu, 31 Mar 2016 05:03:29 -0500The bloke trying to deep fry a Mars bar in the hot tub was a false alarmhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548246755#548246755The bloke trying to deep fry a Mars bar in the hot tub was a false alarmThu, 31 Mar 2016 03:13:26 -0500Believe me that's a skinny one..https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548244777#548244777Believe me that's a skinny one..Wed, 30 Mar 2016 18:06:28 -0500I'll have nightmares now.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548244633#548244633I'll have nightmares now.Wed, 30 Mar 2016 17:52:41 -0500I don't think sugar would bother them tbph, Aka..https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548244591#548244591I don't think sugar would bother them tbph, Aka..Wed, 30 Mar 2016 17:47:53 -0500swimming regularly in a pool full of shyte, pi$$, dead skin, spunke, pubic hair, lice, used tampons, and verrucas helps harden your immune system up.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548244063#548244063swimming regularly in a pool full of shyte, pi$$, dead skin, spunke, pubic hair, lice, used tampons, and verrucas helps harden your immune system up.Wed, 30 Mar 2016 16:40:26 -0500That's a double whammy G2d with the added sugar.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548243995#548243995That's a double whammy G2d with the added sugar.Wed, 30 Mar 2016 16:32:55 -0500Liverpoo fans just stick em in pockets.. Those who can't afford pockets usually just lob em in tate & lyle bags..https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30672819/scottish-swimming-pool-forced-to-close-due-to-floater-issues?post_id=548243813#548243813Liverpoo fans just stick em in pockets.. Those who can't afford pockets usually just lob em in tate & lyle bags..Wed, 30 Mar 2016 16:13:38 -0500