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							<channel><title>New Posts For Thread: If an alien spaceship landed in your garden tonight ...</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight</link><description>... and it's Chief Officer asked you to take him / her / it to the wisest living person on Earth, in which direction would you point?If it were insisted upon that you go on board, where would you direct the pilot?</description><item><title>I'm about to go out, so can't answer atm, but imo this thread deserves more attention. I like threads with aliens in.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547797017#547797017</link><description>I'm about to go out, so can't answer atm, but imo this thread deserves more attention. I like threads with aliens in.</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 18:25:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Right, I'm defo away now and what a fitting end to my Fred ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo70zaatDTA</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547796215#547796215</link><description>Right, I'm defo away now and what a fitting end to my Fred ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo70zaatDTA</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 16:42:31 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Well, it's that time of the night already and this good-looking Rangers lad need his beauty sleep, so, without any ado I will wish you all a good night with sweet dreams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8e1zWT9R1YHow many of you can name the compere</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547796145#547796145</link><description>Well, it's that time of the night already and this good-looking Rangers lad need his beauty sleep, so, without any ado I will wish you all a good night with sweet dreams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8e1zWT9R1YHow many of you can name the compere</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 16:36:11 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>If I get to a time when I've not got long to go, I think I'd happily be fired off into space on a one way trip, as long as I got a few days to look at the earth etc. Maybe when decommissioning old rockets, they should sell trips to such people.I'm su</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547795979#547795979</link><description>If I get to a time when I've not got long to go, I think I'd happily be fired off into space on a one way trip, as long as I got a few days to look at the earth etc. Maybe when decommissioning old rockets, they should sell trips to such people.I'm su</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 16:23:18 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Are you Jeremy Corbyn in disguise?</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547795823#547795823</link><description>Are you Jeremy Corbyn in disguise?</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 16:08:05 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Not only that mate, they use sandpaper as Durex</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547795817#547795817</link><description>Not only that mate, they use sandpaper as Durex</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 16:07:12 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I would tell them that I myself am the wisest person on the planet,and that am not into probing and I won't be getting on any spaceship today thankyou very much !</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547795809#547795809</link><description>I would tell them that I myself am the wisest person on the planet,and that am not into probing and I won't be getting on any spaceship today thankyou very much !</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 16:06:07 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a thinly veiled "I've an alien pointing a ray gun at my head" thread from Trillby.And I stupidly solved his "test" of fixing his monitor, to prove I'm smartest person on the forum.They're on the way. It's a hard probing for me later. They're</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547795797#547795797</link><description>This is a thinly veiled "I've an alien pointing a ray gun at my head" thread from Trillby.And I stupidly solved his "test" of fixing his monitor, to prove I'm smartest person on the forum.They're on the way. It's a hard probing for me later. They're</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 16:04:42 -0600</pubDate></item><item><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547795725#547795725</link><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 15:53:53 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I would politely request a bag of gold before parting with any information.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30652523/if-an-alien-spaceship-landed-in-your-garden-tonight?post_id=547795691#547795691</link><description>I would politely request a bag of gold before parting with any information.</description><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2016 15:51:00 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
