New Posts For Thread: Memorable incidents at workhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-workIn ca. 1986 a mate at work drunk so much at lunchtime, that he effectively passed out and was sleeping behind a bench in a lab. Some senior management came in for a few minutes on a tour and amazingly did not see or hear him.In the late 80s, myself aOne of the more memorable incidents was the time JJ the night shift supervisor spaffed all over the penguins delivery mangers desk.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547628037#547628037One of the more memorable incidents was the time JJ the night shift supervisor spaffed all over the penguins delivery mangers desk.Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:28:33 -0600the wife works at bt everyone in the office wears trousers,the boss was caught in MARKS AND SPARKS with a mirror placed in his holdall which he used to put on the floor next to women with skirts on whilst in the queue, LOLhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547627801#547627801the wife works at bt everyone in the office wears trousers,the boss was caught in MARKS AND SPARKS with a mirror placed in his holdall which he used to put on the floor next to women with skirts on whilst in the queue, LOLFri, 29 Jan 2016 10:07:44 -0600I'm an accountant and about 35 years ago I didcovered a fraud in a client by accounting staff member. Police involved, auditors sued for negligence, I was asked to assist in untangling the books, helping police and prosecting barrister to make case,https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547627447#547627447I'm an accountant and about 35 years ago I didcovered a fraud in a client by accounting staff member. Police involved, auditors sued for negligence, I was asked to assist in untangling the books, helping police and prosecting barrister to make case,Fri, 29 Jan 2016 09:38:41 -0600So in 30 odd years of employment, the three most memorable stories are a man sleeping, a man smelling of baby lotion and a lady unable to reload a photocopier?Marvellous. There may be a book in this if you just pad out the stories a tad.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547627357#547627357So in 30 odd years of employment, the three most memorable stories are a man sleeping, a man smelling of baby lotion and a lady unable to reload a photocopier?Marvellous. There may be a book in this if you just pad out the stories a tad.Fri, 29 Jan 2016 09:31:26 -0600Money Tree ...wot, his wife left him just for having a meal ... probably came home late, dinner burnt in oven, wife says "you're late, your dinner's in the oven and it's burnt" and he says something like "no probs, I'm late because I went out for a mhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547627345#547627345Money Tree ...wot, his wife left him just for having a meal ... probably came home late, dinner burnt in oven, wife says "you're late, your dinner's in the oven and it's burnt" and he says something like "no probs, I'm late because I went out for a mFri, 29 Jan 2016 09:30:11 -0600My mate got me a stripper on my stag. Looked ok till the top came off. We ordered an old one for another mate. Really grim. One of the lads then took her for a meal n porked her. His wife left him.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547626167#547626167My mate got me a stripper on my stag. Looked ok till the top came off. We ordered an old one for another mate. Really grim. One of the lads then took her for a meal n porked her. His wife left him.Fri, 29 Jan 2016 07:28:08 -0600Getting her wobblers out.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547626153#547626153Getting her wobblers out.Fri, 29 Jan 2016 07:24:20 -0600I don't think so, probably well below her, that sort of activity.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547626131#547626131I don't think so, probably well below her, that sort of activity.Fri, 29 Jan 2016 07:22:39 -0600Was she a stripper previously?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547626113#547626113Was she a stripper previously?Fri, 29 Jan 2016 07:21:33 -0600I know a snob when I meet one. She was expecting someone to do it for her, she was not asking how to do it! It's amazing, how you two are experts on judging someone's character whom you have never met!She worked here for a year or two and this was nohttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30645507/memorable-incidents-at-work?post_id=547626079#547626079I know a snob when I meet one. She was expecting someone to do it for her, she was not asking how to do it! It's amazing, how you two are experts on judging someone's character whom you have never met!She worked here for a year or two and this was noFri, 29 Jan 2016 07:18:57 -0600