New Posts For Thread: Has someone ever stolen your pizza?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizzaI think someone stole mine, it's been 55 minutes since I ordered, if they ever get lost they usually phone. I think they knocked on the wrong door and someone thought "I didn't order a pizza? May as well take it"Anyone who orders pizza is a bit of a cun............oh hang on, Dominos are at the door.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546249991#546249991Anyone who orders pizza is a bit of a cun............oh hang on, Dominos are at the door.Thu, 17 Sep 2015 11:04:04 -0500Can't remember when I last had a leper's flannel. I must've been desperate at the time.As the old saying goes; only the Italians could charge a fiver for cheese on toast.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546249881#546249881Can't remember when I last had a leper's flannel. I must've been desperate at the time.As the old saying goes; only the Italians could charge a fiver for cheese on toast.Thu, 17 Sep 2015 10:57:08 -0500The box is more expensive to produce than the contents, maybe that's what they were afterhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546249773#546249773The box is more expensive to produce than the contents, maybe that's what they were afterThu, 17 Sep 2015 10:50:06 -0500maybe the delivery lad has topped himself?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546249583#546249583maybe the delivery lad has topped himself?Thu, 17 Sep 2015 10:30:28 -0500Here's an idea....How about a "Caviar Pizza"?Would have to be somewhat more elegant than a 14" stuffed crust, but the "City Boys" (for Boys, read Tw@ts) would go mad for them, and to be swilled downwith copious amounts of that fizzy clear stuff.I'llhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546249245#546249245Here's an idea....How about a "Caviar Pizza"?Would have to be somewhat more elegant than a 14" stuffed crust, but the "City Boys" (for Boys, read Tw@ts) would go mad for them, and to be swilled downwith copious amounts of that fizzy clear stuff.I'llThu, 17 Sep 2015 10:02:09 -0500On a par with caviar as the most expensive shyte to masquerade as a food source. Although i'm told caviar is a healthy option, unlike pizza.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546248207#546248207On a par with caviar as the most expensive shyte to masquerade as a food source. Although i'm told caviar is a healthy option, unlike pizza.Thu, 17 Sep 2015 08:24:21 -0500I always go get my food myself, like a hunter/gatherer.Having to stand in line, with other low life pizza eaters!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546247979#546247979I always go get my food myself, like a hunter/gatherer.Having to stand in line, with other low life pizza eaters!Thu, 17 Sep 2015 08:01:08 -0500My old dog relieved me of a large battered sausage and a full block of cheese once, he looked like he enjoyed them, I didnt.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546246755#546246755My old dog relieved me of a large battered sausage and a full block of cheese once, he looked like he enjoyed them, I didnt.Thu, 17 Sep 2015 05:00:44 -0500My cocker spaniel once stole my next door neighbour's pizzahttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546246409#546246409My cocker spaniel once stole my next door neighbour's pizzaThu, 17 Sep 2015 03:36:23 -0500I always go get my food myself, like a hunter/gatherer. I don't get serfs to bring it to me. What are you, royalty?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30584999/has-someone-ever-stolen-your-pizza?post_id=546195127#546195127I always go get my food myself, like a hunter/gatherer. I don't get serfs to bring it to me. What are you, royalty?Sat, 12 Sep 2015 12:52:30 -0500