New Posts For Thread: My Eight -Legged Friend, My Eight-Legged Friend...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friendI have a lot of houseguests at the moment.Big hairy long legged ones.Trying to desensitive myself from the flippin' shock of them appearing.And treat them kind.Any visitors at yours?Interesting thought bodil.Pretty sure God could take any form.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172601#546172601Interesting thought bodil.Pretty sure God could take any form.Thu, 10 Sep 2015 19:34:18 -0500I'm fine para - just speculating if God was a female spider. Statistically less likely than him being a white male man? I think not.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172549#546172549I'm fine para - just speculating if God was a female spider. Statistically less likely than him being a white male man? I think not.Thu, 10 Sep 2015 19:27:28 -0500My way of avoiding the fear has been thinking of the St Leger exacta, eight hairy legs.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172519#546172519My way of avoiding the fear has been thinking of the St Leger exacta, eight hairy legs.Thu, 10 Sep 2015 19:21:50 -0500Bodil - are you ok mate?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172481#546172481Bodil - are you ok mate?Thu, 10 Sep 2015 19:15:13 -0500All big spiders are female. Males always small. Have to come up with interesting mating strategies to avoid being eaten. I think God may be a female spider - you've seen them on the horror movies. Imagine, when you're in Limbo, I'll be sucking thehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172417#546172417All big spiders are female. Males always small. Have to come up with interesting mating strategies to avoid being eaten. I think God may be a female spider - you've seen them on the horror movies. Imagine, when you're in Limbo, I'll be sucking theThu, 10 Sep 2015 19:04:29 -0500Yes, sir, just a normal brown conker.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172411#546172411Yes, sir, just a normal brown conker.Thu, 10 Sep 2015 19:04:03 -0500truly Poker? I've seen some chestnut spray advertised.Normal horse-chestnut conkers?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172397#546172397truly Poker? I've seen some chestnut spray advertised.Normal horse-chestnut conkers?Thu, 10 Sep 2015 19:01:41 -0500Joking aside, conkers are the answer to your prayers, sir. Spiders don't like conkers, if you place a few bowls around the house they stay away.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172371#546172371Joking aside, conkers are the answer to your prayers, sir. Spiders don't like conkers, if you place a few bowls around the house they stay away.Thu, 10 Sep 2015 18:53:59 -0500Perhaps they've all been scared off by a really big one?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172353#546172353Perhaps they've all been scared off by a really big one?Thu, 10 Sep 2015 18:51:16 -0500Not seen a single spider evensince starting this threadThey must read the forum and respect my fears.Most likely explanation.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30582407/my-eight--legged-friend-my-eight-legged-friend?post_id=546172347#546172347Not seen a single spider evensince starting this threadThey must read the forum and respect my fears.Most likely explanation.Thu, 10 Sep 2015 18:50:10 -0500