New Posts For Thread: I'm opening the first "Betfair Confessional"........https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessionalFather forgive me for I have sinned. I just ate a whole pack of 'Peanut M&Ms' in one sitting.In mitigation, I would add that I didn't open the second one, though I was tempted....Can I apologise for things that didn't happen.I was a Catholic Alter Boy until I was 15 and went on a school trip to the House of Commons with Lord Janner.I was never compromised, I was one hell of an ugly kid.Now I look like George Clooney, well myhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546173137#546173137Can I apologise for things that didn't happen.I was a Catholic Alter Boy until I was 15 and went on a school trip to the House of Commons with Lord Janner.I was never compromised, I was one hell of an ugly kid.Now I look like George Clooney, well myThu, 10 Sep 2015 21:34:37 -0500ya we've all had those thoughts to be fair. teachers, friends, the odd cousin etc. there were a lot of very cranky decent looking teachers in my secondary. all they needed was a good rattlehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546167853#546167853ya we've all had those thoughts to be fair. teachers, friends, the odd cousin etc. there were a lot of very cranky decent looking teachers in my secondary. all they needed was a good rattleThu, 10 Sep 2015 11:37:08 -0500Senyatta,we've now broadened the "confessional" to focus on impure thoughts.While your widening of the goal posts is creditable for a forumite, was there nubile young girl, or an attractive mature lady nearby while you did it?And did you harbour anyhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546167553#546167553Senyatta,we've now broadened the "confessional" to focus on impure thoughts.While your widening of the goal posts is creditable for a forumite, was there nubile young girl, or an attractive mature lady nearby while you did it?And did you harbour anyThu, 10 Sep 2015 11:06:13 -0500at lunchtime we used to play soccer. i played up front. i used to widen the goals i was shooting into when the other team were distracted.all we used were jumers,jackets etc. if that wasnt bad enough when we didnt have the ball i used to track back ahttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546167465#546167465at lunchtime we used to play soccer. i played up front. i used to widen the goals i was shooting into when the other team were distracted.all we used were jumers,jackets etc. if that wasnt bad enough when we didnt have the ball i used to track back aThu, 10 Sep 2015 10:59:19 -0500I was madly in love with my French Mademoiselle at G*****r School.Best moment was sitting with her in her 'Citroen Traction Avant' (black with yellow wheels)The smell of the car and her fragrance is still with me.......https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546167077#546167077I was madly in love with my French Mademoiselle at G*****r School.Best moment was sitting with her in her 'Citroen Traction Avant' (black with yellow wheels)The smell of the car and her fragrance is still with me.......Thu, 10 Sep 2015 10:22:57 -0500I'm a little older mememe but I still have impure thoughts from time to time. Age is no barrier.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546166921#546166921I'm a little older mememe but I still have impure thoughts from time to time. Age is no barrier.Thu, 10 Sep 2015 10:09:07 -0500Miss Chambers always wore heavy green dresses of appropriate length for her profession at that time, however I could still make out the curves beneathhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546166843#546166843Miss Chambers always wore heavy green dresses of appropriate length for her profession at that time, however I could still make out the curves beneathThu, 10 Sep 2015 10:02:20 -0500Aunty Post 10 Sep 15 15:54How old was he Foinavon?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546166761#546166761Aunty Post 10 Sep 15 15:54How old was he Foinavon?Thu, 10 Sep 2015 09:57:07 -0500In truth, despite the widespread and very corrupt antics of many Catholic priests I never knew anyone who was subjected to that kind of thing.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546166733#546166733In truth, despite the widespread and very corrupt antics of many Catholic priests I never knew anyone who was subjected to that kind of thing.Thu, 10 Sep 2015 09:55:06 -0500How old was he Foinavon?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30580449/im-opening-the-first-betfair-confessional?post_id=546166715#546166715How old was he Foinavon?Thu, 10 Sep 2015 09:54:13 -0500