New Posts For Thread: Time for another very funny joke ... here it ishttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-isa week or so ago I posted a very funny joke on here - too good for the general jokes thread - and the very wise forumites said it wasn't very funny. Of course, it was (otherwise I wouldn't have posted it), so I concluded that they had had a bad day oA diner in a New York restaurant complains to a waiter that the room is too warm and he asks the waiter to turn on the air conditioning. The waiter disappears to the back of the restaurant. A few minutes later the same diner complains that the restauhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546045673#546045673A diner in a New York restaurant complains to a waiter that the room is too warm and he asks the waiter to turn on the air conditioning. The waiter disappears to the back of the restaurant. A few minutes later the same diner complains that the restauMon, 31 Aug 2015 18:26:51 -0500I like the op's joke and Robs bolt one.........3 stars for op 5 for rob(yes I love a racist joke)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546038233#546038233I like the op's joke and Robs bolt one.........3 stars for op 5 for rob(yes I love a racist joke)Mon, 31 Aug 2015 10:24:40 -0500voted no1 gag @ Edinburgh fringehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546035927#546035927voted no1 gag @ Edinburgh fringeMon, 31 Aug 2015 07:59:03 -0500A man deleted all the German names from his mobile. It is now completely Hans-freeIs this the joke of the moment, as my son sent it to me in response to my much better one, just a few days ago?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546035275#546035275A man deleted all the German names from his mobile. It is now completely Hans-freeIs this the joke of the moment, as my son sent it to me in response to my much better one, just a few days ago?Mon, 31 Aug 2015 06:43:36 -0500A man deleted all the German names from his mobile. It is now completely Hans-freehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546026993#546026993A man deleted all the German names from his mobile. It is now completely Hans-freeSun, 30 Aug 2015 09:43:29 -0500https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546024019#546024019Sun, 30 Aug 2015 03:14:10 -0500Sixty-eight-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger is seeking to follow up his success in the new Terminator movie with another sequel: Conan the Librarian.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546024017#546024017Sixty-eight-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger is seeking to follow up his success in the new Terminator movie with another sequel: Conan the Librarian.Sun, 30 Aug 2015 03:13:46 -0500These are the kind of jokes that seem to work when you're reading them on a screen but would fall flat on deaf ears if told in person to someone, so best not try and repeat them imohttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546011111#546011111These are the kind of jokes that seem to work when you're reading them on a screen but would fall flat on deaf ears if told in person to someone, so best not try and repeat them imoFri, 28 Aug 2015 18:56:06 -0500A piece of string goes into a library and tries to take a book out. "Sorry" says the librarian "we don't allow pieces of string to take books out". So the piece of string goes outside, tangles himself up and pulls away at his strands of twine until hhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546011053#546011053A piece of string goes into a library and tries to take a book out. "Sorry" says the librarian "we don't allow pieces of string to take books out". So the piece of string goes outside, tangles himself up and pulls away at his strands of twine until hFri, 28 Aug 2015 18:50:00 -0500So the duck goes back to the library but this time he has gone dressed as Shakespeare so the librarian won't recognise him. He sidles up to the counter and whispers, "Got any grapes?"The librarian takes one look at him and says, "Not you again, you'rhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30576509/time-for-another-very-funny-joke-here-it-is?post_id=546010765#546010765So the duck goes back to the library but this time he has gone dressed as Shakespeare so the librarian won't recognise him. He sidles up to the counter and whispers, "Got any grapes?"The librarian takes one look at him and says, "Not you again, you'rFri, 28 Aug 2015 18:24:43 -0500