New Posts For Thread: Help needed...Please decipher the following joke?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-jokeI must be thick a pigsh1t cos I dont get it..Please explain to me the meaning of this joke, and tell me what does the humour means to you....Two nuns in a bath - joke?Two nuns are in a bath and one says to the other "Wheres the soap?" To which the otlol, class.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545919675#545919675lol, class.Thu, 20 Aug 2015 04:25:11 -0500Once you realise a brand of soap is called "Lux",And a "Blue Nun " is a bottle of wine -- The joke naturally falls into place.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545917693#545917693Once you realise a brand of soap is called "Lux",And a "Blue Nun " is a bottle of wine -- The joke naturally falls into place.Wed, 19 Aug 2015 19:10:55 -0500ha ha Aunty, I can picture the scene.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545917653#545917653ha ha Aunty, I can picture the scene.Wed, 19 Aug 2015 19:01:51 -0500The one about a chap yelling at some deaf father that he's come round in order to (um...zu) kn0b the man's daughter? ("Um was?" "UM-BERTO!")?Yeshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545917459#545917459The one about a chap yelling at some deaf father that he's come round in order to (um...zu) kn0b the man's daughter? ("Um was?" "UM-BERTO!")?YesWed, 19 Aug 2015 18:28:50 -0500screaming, have you heard the "Umberto" joke?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545916995#545916995screaming, have you heard the "Umberto" joke?Wed, 19 Aug 2015 17:32:14 -0500For the op........- --. -....- ..-- -- ..- --.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545916767#545916767For the op........- --. -....- ..-- -- ..- --.Wed, 19 Aug 2015 17:10:22 -0500Zwei Schwule:"Gestern ist mir ein Kondom geplatzt!" "Im Ernst?" "Nein, im Dieter."https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545916705#545916705Zwei Schwule:"Gestern ist mir ein Kondom geplatzt!" "Im Ernst?" "Nein, im Dieter."Wed, 19 Aug 2015 17:03:35 -0500Thanks kenny... if only it was worth more than a fiver!We sailed it for the first time in a lake, with wind and waves, and it got stuck in the reeds!Second time (without me) it ran out of power, and because my super intelligent, but dozy son, thoughthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545916649#545916649Thanks kenny... if only it was worth more than a fiver!We sailed it for the first time in a lake, with wind and waves, and it got stuck in the reeds!Second time (without me) it ran out of power, and because my super intelligent, but dozy son, thoughtWed, 19 Aug 2015 16:58:45 -0500Oh dear AP, sorry to hear that.Get that speedboat back off your grand-son and sell it.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545916195#545916195Oh dear AP, sorry to hear that.Get that speedboat back off your grand-son and sell it.Wed, 19 Aug 2015 16:23:26 -0500Cr@p joke, but probably works better when spoken, as your brain isn't stuck on "Where's".Anyway I don't give a stuff, as I'm still reeling from the worst loss for many years!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30572881/help-neededplease-decipher-the-following-joke?post_id=545916115#545916115Cr@p joke, but probably works better when spoken, as your brain isn't stuck on "Where's".Anyway I don't give a stuff, as I'm still reeling from the worst loss for many years!Wed, 19 Aug 2015 16:16:42 -0500