New Posts For Thread: Your Favourite Euphemism'shttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemismsFor example: Has somebody cut the Cheese?(A posh way of asking if somebody has passed wind)She's no stranger to a fish supper - a fat lasshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545707657#545707657She's no stranger to a fish supper - a fat lassThu, 30 Jul 2015 18:55:03 -0500He could peel an orange in his pocket - tight cnunt.He wouldn't give you the steam off his pi55/shiit - tight cnunt.He's canny - tight cnunt.He's careful - tight cnunt.Mattress back - lady we liked to meet when randy.She's flattened some grass in herhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545707345#545707345He could peel an orange in his pocket - tight cnunt.He wouldn't give you the steam off his pi55/shiit - tight cnunt.He's canny - tight cnunt.He's careful - tight cnunt.Mattress back - lady we liked to meet when randy.She's flattened some grass in herThu, 30 Jul 2015 18:16:13 -0500Technicolor yawnSend em to coventryhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545707099#545707099Technicolor yawnSend em to coventryThu, 30 Jul 2015 17:56:05 -0500Bangs like a shithouse door in a gale.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545703111#545703111Bangs like a shithouse door in a gale.Thu, 30 Jul 2015 12:19:00 -0500"I've got a lizard in the watering can!!!" - a female friend of mine suggesting she's "getting it" tonight.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545702855#545702855"I've got a lizard in the watering can!!!" - a female friend of mine suggesting she's "getting it" tonight.Thu, 30 Jul 2015 12:00:58 -0500I used to go out with a girl who would tell me when "the painters and decorators are in"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545698213#545698213I used to go out with a girl who would tell me when "the painters and decorators are in"Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:29:47 -0500My computer is full of viruses = I've been looking at loads of porn.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545697913#545697913My computer is full of viruses = I've been looking at loads of porn.Thu, 30 Jul 2015 04:34:42 -0500you say to the wife 'i'm off out to the cider and cheese festival' = 'i'm off out to the hide the sausage festival'https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545695673#545695673you say to the wife 'i'm off out to the cider and cheese festival' = 'i'm off out to the hide the sausage festival'Wed, 29 Jul 2015 19:32:15 -0500its like throwing a sausage down the high street = you know whathttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545695665#545695665its like throwing a sausage down the high street = you know whatWed, 29 Jul 2015 19:30:30 -0500you dont look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire = you know whathttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30561105/your-favourite-euphemisms?post_id=545695653#545695653you dont look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire = you know whatWed, 29 Jul 2015 19:29:33 -0500