New Posts For Thread: Custard Cream Crimehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crimePolice were forced to record an incident of a man being hit by a biscuit as a “violent crime”, a new report has revealed. The victim was hit by the flying treat after a minor disagreement with a woman, and was left with “small red mark”. ButI want to hear what our old Forum pal Custardcream64 has to say about this. Hitherto I'd never considered him to be a walking weapon.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545244677#545244677I want to hear what our old Forum pal Custardcream64 has to say about this. Hitherto I'd never considered him to be a walking weapon.Tue, 23 Jun 2015 13:05:15 -0500The satirists will have a field day with this one.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545244179#545244179The satirists will have a field day with this one.Tue, 23 Jun 2015 12:37:07 -0500If they get this crap recorded as crime, when it gets taken off the books they will claim that crime figures have gone down and give themselves a pat on the back.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545244033#545244033If they get this crap recorded as crime, when it gets taken off the books they will claim that crime figures have gone down and give themselves a pat on the back.Tue, 23 Jun 2015 12:30:35 -0500Amazing Peek Freanshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545242865#545242865Amazing Peek FreansTue, 23 Jun 2015 11:10:43 -0500Two women run the recorded biscuit violent crime unit in Norfolk. It is known as the Kara Mel Log.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545242367#545242367Two women run the recorded biscuit violent crime unit in Norfolk. It is known as the Kara Mel Log.Tue, 23 Jun 2015 10:39:25 -0500Not nicehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545239137#545239137Not niceTue, 23 Jun 2015 06:57:58 -0500It's a bit silly of the commissioner tbh. Perhaps he is angling for a job on the Daily Mail.Any database of this type will include borderline cases. You can imagine the boss of a car insurance company saying it's absurd they have claims for car parkhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545239007#545239007It's a bit silly of the commissioner tbh. Perhaps he is angling for a job on the Daily Mail.Any database of this type will include borderline cases. You can imagine the boss of a car insurance company saying it's absurd they have claims for car parkTue, 23 Jun 2015 06:46:37 -0500Chris Evanshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545238927#545238927Chris EvansTue, 23 Jun 2015 06:38:19 -0500A Ninja Ginger Nuthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545238919#545238919A Ninja Ginger NutTue, 23 Jun 2015 06:37:40 -0500To be fair a sharpened gingernut biscuit can be lethal in the wrong hands...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30532013/custard-cream-crime?post_id=545238401#545238401To be fair a sharpened gingernut biscuit can be lethal in the wrong hands...Tue, 23 Jun 2015 05:33:56 -0500