New Posts For Thread: "Real Wood Logs"!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logsWas talking about advertisers, and restaurant's menus adding superfluous and meaningless descriptions to their products.For instance "With Real Herbs"!Outside "Tesco Express" yesterday is a pile of bags of logs. Not just ordinary logs but "Real WoodSultan - the big jar of pickled eggs in the chippy near my daughter's house says - "Allergy Advice - Contains Egg". Presumably if you are allergic to vinegar, you're on your own.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543986931#543986931Sultan - the big jar of pickled eggs in the chippy near my daughter's house says - "Allergy Advice - Contains Egg". Presumably if you are allergic to vinegar, you're on your own.Wed, 18 Mar 2015 09:44:42 -0500Aunty's got a bit of form with logsChrist, that's impressive!!!!After all these many years, when I think back to that I still get angry!It was actually late '80s to early '90s and I got 20 bags at a time, in the winter months, and at 3 week intervalshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543986849#543986849Aunty's got a bit of form with logsChrist, that's impressive!!!!After all these many years, when I think back to that I still get angry!It was actually late '80s to early '90s and I got 20 bags at a time, in the winter months, and at 3 week intervalsWed, 18 Mar 2015 09:29:30 -0500re jazzing things up, a cringeworthy example of 'pretentious? moi?' has to be from a bar I once visited in Fulham who had 'oeuf vinaigre' on a bar snacks menu - or a pickled egghttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543985899#543985899re jazzing things up, a cringeworthy example of 'pretentious? moi?' has to be from a bar I once visited in Fulham who had 'oeuf vinaigre' on a bar snacks menu - or a pickled eggWed, 18 Mar 2015 06:50:20 -0500agree with op here about jazzing things up ............I bought a bag of crisps the other day said on the packet " cracked sea salt and dry balsamic vinegar crisps "ffs salt n vinegar then !https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543985691#543985691agree with op here about jazzing things up ............I bought a bag of crisps the other day said on the packet " cracked sea salt and dry balsamic vinegar crisps "ffs salt n vinegar then !Wed, 18 Mar 2015 06:11:18 -0500Don't worry hector, Aunty's got a bit of form with logs, don't ask him what happened in 1973 - the saga with log seller's misses and the paid/unpaid bill!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543985569#543985569Don't worry hector, Aunty's got a bit of form with logs, don't ask him what happened in 1973 - the saga with log seller's misses and the paid/unpaid bill!Wed, 18 Mar 2015 05:47:37 -0500AP sorry about the missunderstanding ,i thought you were deadly serious .Have just re read your posts on the basis that you were joking and i now realise they were hilarious.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543985549#543985549AP sorry about the missunderstanding ,i thought you were deadly serious .Have just re read your posts on the basis that you were joking and i now realise they were hilarious.Wed, 18 Mar 2015 05:42:55 -0500Aunty Post ,good thing you dont work in log marketing."freshly cut " is a no no.Naturally seasoned hardwood is the way forward .Also mugs love a bit of meaningless jargon with their purchase ,perhaps something like coppiced or cordwood.You missed thehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543985503#543985503Aunty Post ,good thing you dont work in log marketing."freshly cut " is a no no.Naturally seasoned hardwood is the way forward .Also mugs love a bit of meaningless jargon with their purchase ,perhaps something like coppiced or cordwood.You missed theWed, 18 Mar 2015 05:31:46 -0500Dunno what they are called exactly but you have got the drift, AP.Probably focus on the fact that they are re-cycled and energy efficient.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543985453#543985453Dunno what they are called exactly but you have got the drift, AP.Probably focus on the fact that they are re-cycled and energy efficient.Wed, 18 Mar 2015 05:21:00 -0500Aunty Post ,good thing you dont work in log marketing."freshly cut " is a no no.Naturally seasoned hardwood is the way forward .Also mugs love a bit of meaningless jargon with their purchase ,perhaps something like coppiced or cordwood.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543985349#543985349Aunty Post ,good thing you dont work in log marketing."freshly cut " is a no no.Naturally seasoned hardwood is the way forward .Also mugs love a bit of meaningless jargon with their purchase ,perhaps something like coppiced or cordwood.Wed, 18 Mar 2015 04:53:39 -0500Yes Jack but what are "Processed Logs"?Never seen them. Do you mean kind of cobbled up from sawdust and shavings?If so what poncey description do they put on them?"New technology Hi-Energy Hand Crafted Logs"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30461319/real-wood-logs?post_id=543985329#543985329Yes Jack but what are "Processed Logs"?Never seen them. Do you mean kind of cobbled up from sawdust and shavings?If so what poncey description do they put on them?"New technology Hi-Energy Hand Crafted Logs"Wed, 18 Mar 2015 04:51:42 -0500