New Posts For Thread: Tesco online shopping - lmaohttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmaoAn elderly neighbour did her first online shop yesterday with the help of her daughter. When the goods arrived there was a note in the box that said 'No cabbage available, substitute sent.'They sent ONE brussel sproutIf you pay peanuts you get monkeyshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543564485#543564485If you pay peanuts you get monkeysSun, 15 Feb 2015 11:16:32 -0600Friday I had a delivery from Tesco about 8.30am. 1pm the driver phoned and said “I’ve got your tray that was missing from your delivery”. I told him I thought I’d had everything and he read off what was in the box. I told him much as I like fhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543563261#543563261Friday I had a delivery from Tesco about 8.30am. 1pm the driver phoned and said “I’ve got your tray that was missing from your delivery”. I told him I thought I’d had everything and he read off what was in the box. I told him much as I like fSun, 15 Feb 2015 10:06:59 -0600A mate sent one of our other dim witted mates to the shop for 20 Benson and Hedges, he was told if they didn't have B&H get something else.... he came back with 2 Mars Bars and a can of cokehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543562611#543562611A mate sent one of our other dim witted mates to the shop for 20 Benson and Hedges, he was told if they didn't have B&H get something else.... he came back with 2 Mars Bars and a can of cokeSun, 15 Feb 2015 09:33:53 -0600My daughter ordered "Battered Onion Rings" and got a packet of "Crisps"....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543562529#543562529My daughter ordered "Battered Onion Rings" and got a packet of "Crisps"....Sun, 15 Feb 2015 09:29:47 -0600I'm guessing that our "spastic" comment poster is too young to understand what he said, having only heard it's use as a derisory term!To said poster, please just research it, and then decide if the comment was appropriate.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543562447#543562447I'm guessing that our "spastic" comment poster is too young to understand what he said, having only heard it's use as a derisory term!To said poster, please just research it, and then decide if the comment was appropriate.Sun, 15 Feb 2015 09:26:33 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543555731#543555731Sat, 14 Feb 2015 16:49:52 -0600GRANTCKING 12 Feb 15 17:55 some f ucking spastics working for tescos!Some post on here as well.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543555699#543555699GRANTCKING 12 Feb 15 17:55 some f ucking spastics working for tescos!Some post on here as well.Sat, 14 Feb 2015 16:48:24 -0600Can't believe any of the orders get ballsed up. I'm pretty sure it's all university professors and doctors that pick them.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543530609#543530609Can't believe any of the orders get ballsed up. I'm pretty sure it's all university professors and doctors that pick them.Thu, 12 Feb 2015 17:49:57 -0600I once ordered parsnips but got carrots instead. I'd already ordered carrots! They must have thought "he likes his vegetables shaped like this, we'll send him some more".https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543527213#543527213I once ordered parsnips but got carrots instead. I'd already ordered carrots! They must have thought "he likes his vegetables shaped like this, we'll send him some more".Thu, 12 Feb 2015 13:13:33 -0600Sometimes it really works in your favour,A while back, I ordered 2 minted lamb chops for £2.50. They ended up substituting it for 9 lamb chops which cost £9. Bonus!This was Asda.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30437777/tesco-online-shopping---lmao?post_id=543526241#543526241Sometimes it really works in your favour,A while back, I ordered 2 minted lamb chops for £2.50. They ended up substituting it for 9 lamb chops which cost £9. Bonus!This was Asda.Thu, 12 Feb 2015 12:05:45 -0600