New Posts For Thread: Useless police......https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-policeHave agonised over this for too long, but finally decided to call the none emergency number a couple of weeks ago.A woman who works in one of the shops parks her car on the pavement in the same place every time.She is obstructing the dropped kerb meaFoinavon • October 14, 2014 7:01 PM BSTSlash her tyres. The police will be round to your house in no time.sad but truehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541874709#541874709Foinavon • October 14, 2014 7:01 PM BSTSlash her tyres. The police will be round to your house in no time.sad but trueWed, 15 Oct 2014 16:30:27 -0500i'm not sure that shooting her in the face will learn herYou might have to run her over with her own carhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541874695#541874695i'm not sure that shooting her in the face will learn herYou might have to run her over with her own carWed, 15 Oct 2014 16:28:44 -0500Carefully peel one of those clear plastic envelopes off a delivery parcel, carefully glue it to the windshield as near as possible to where the driver would look when driving, then carefully place inside the envelope a polite note asking them not tohttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541874557#541874557Carefully peel one of those clear plastic envelopes off a delivery parcel, carefully glue it to the windshield as near as possible to where the driver would look when driving, then carefully place inside the envelope a polite note asking them not toWed, 15 Oct 2014 16:17:44 -0500I found a clip of 303 rifle bullets many years ago when clearing out the flat above a betting shop. This was in Newham, but I lived in Barking at the time. I took them into Barking police station and put them on the counter. The desk sgt gave an exashttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541871491#541871491I found a clip of 303 rifle bullets many years ago when clearing out the flat above a betting shop. This was in Newham, but I lived in Barking at the time. I took them into Barking police station and put them on the counter. The desk sgt gave an exasWed, 15 Oct 2014 12:44:23 -0500Found a military-style knife in the street in our village (think Rambo:First Blood). Carefully picked it up and called plod to see if they were interested or what they wanted me to do with it. I left a detailed message and obviously heard fack all bahttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541871093#541871093Found a military-style knife in the street in our village (think Rambo:First Blood). Carefully picked it up and called plod to see if they were interested or what they wanted me to do with it. I left a detailed message and obviously heard fack all baWed, 15 Oct 2014 12:09:11 -0500"Maybe I should run things across here before taking action on something, including, it seems, buying the wrong car!" Aunty, you do make me laugh.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541870317#541870317"Maybe I should run things across here before taking action on something, including, it seems, buying the wrong car!" Aunty, you do make me laugh.Wed, 15 Oct 2014 10:57:45 -0500Well jed, I don't obviously know if you picked up on this already, but I would hazard a guess that I am one of only a few, if any, on here who have the means to do it!The dilemma will be which one to use!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541867643#541867643Well jed, I don't obviously know if you picked up on this already, but I would hazard a guess that I am one of only a few, if any, on here who have the means to do it!The dilemma will be which one to use!Wed, 15 Oct 2014 06:49:38 -0500I am more bothered about people infringing my copyright on the phrase "shoot her in the face" than I am about this footling parking issue tbh.But next time she does it, shoot her in the face.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541867587#541867587I am more bothered about people infringing my copyright on the phrase "shoot her in the face" than I am about this footling parking issue tbh.But next time she does it, shoot her in the face.Wed, 15 Oct 2014 06:43:58 -0500You would be better off phoning up the shop and speak to the woman directly.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541867119#541867119You would be better off phoning up the shop and speak to the woman directly.Wed, 15 Oct 2014 05:46:58 -0500Park one of your cars as close as possible to her back bumper, and one as close as possible to her front bumper, ensuring she can't get her car out. Leave a note on each windscreen 'back in 12 hours'https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30366479/useless-police?post_id=541867083#541867083Park one of your cars as close as possible to her back bumper, and one as close as possible to her front bumper, ensuring she can't get her car out. Leave a note on each windscreen 'back in 12 hours'Wed, 15 Oct 2014 05:43:38 -0500