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							<channel><title>New Posts For Thread: man dies after vibrator gets stuck in his butt....</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt</link><description>http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/13/nigel-willis-50-dies--getting-vibrator-stuck-bottom-five-days_n_5674644.html?ncid=wsc-ukhf-news-headlinedon't try it guys..even if you want to</description><item><title>Mmm I suspect your use of dunk lonely forumites might encourage a few JC.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541155981#541155981</link><description>Mmm I suspect your use of dunk lonely forumites might encourage a few JC.</description><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2014 15:14:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>You get books full of X-Rays of things that people have stuck up themselves.WARNING: These books are supposed to be for humour, not instruction manuals for drunk lonely forumites.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541153261#541153261</link><description>You get books full of X-Rays of things that people have stuck up themselves.WARNING: These books are supposed to be for humour, not instruction manuals for drunk lonely forumites.</description><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2014 13:16:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I once overheard a young nurse chatting when drunk, she was telling a story that they'd had a guy in that had shoved a light bulb up his arris &amp; had popped, shattered &amp; exploded inside himHow about this:http://metro.co.uk/2011/07/28/man-inserts-milk-</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541152643#541152643</link><description>I once overheard a young nurse chatting when drunk, she was telling a story that they'd had a guy in that had shoved a light bulb up his arris &amp; had popped, shattered &amp; exploded inside himHow about this:http://metro.co.uk/2011/07/28/man-inserts-milk-</description><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2014 12:35:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Apparently his dying words were,''it was a real buzz''I once overheard a young nurse chatting when drunk, she was telling a story that they'd had a guy in that had shoved a light bulb up his arris &amp; had popped, shattered &amp; exploded inside him</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541109339#541109339</link><description>Apparently his dying words were,''it was a real buzz''I once overheard a young nurse chatting when drunk, she was telling a story that they'd had a guy in that had shoved a light bulb up his arris &amp; had popped, shattered &amp; exploded inside him</description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2014 20:12:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The real story here is hospital negligence, he only went their for them to change the batteries and they ended up killing him.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541107727#541107727</link><description>The real story here is hospital negligence, he only went their for them to change the batteries and they ended up killing him.</description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2014 17:40:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It must be a bummer to go that way...oh wait...!!!</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541103243#541103243</link><description>It must be a bummer to go that way...oh wait...!!!</description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2014 12:42:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I sent my mother the link in an email, she worked in a hospital for a while (clerical) and she replied that she had a guy in with buzz lightyear stuck up his arris.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541103027#541103027</link><description>I sent my mother the link in an email, she worked in a hospital for a while (clerical) and she replied that she had a guy in with buzz lightyear stuck up his arris.</description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2014 12:21:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Must have been Energizer batteries , those Panasonics would have stopped earlier and saved the chap</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541099729#541099729</link><description>Must have been Energizer batteries , those Panasonics would have stopped earlier and saved the chap</description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2014 08:57:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>He should have taken it out to change the batteries.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541099613#541099613</link><description>He should have taken it out to change the batteries.</description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2014 08:51:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Blackcurrant Burst?On hot summer's day ripe blackcurrants hang heavy in the sun, glistening like jewels. You can almost taste their mouthwatering juiciness. From your very first sip, this blend captures the sweet tang of lusciously plump blackcurrant</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30327717/man-dies-after-vibrator-gets-stuck-in-his-butt?post_id=541097839#541097839</link><description>Blackcurrant Burst?On hot summer's day ripe blackcurrants hang heavy in the sun, glistening like jewels. You can almost taste their mouthwatering juiciness. From your very first sip, this blend captures the sweet tang of lusciously plump blackcurrant</description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2014 06:17:15 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
