New Posts For Thread: Favourite quotes from family members.....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-membersLate father in law, in his seventies, somehow got a job of driving a hearse.My God he couldn't even drive his "Vauxhall Viva" without causing mayhem.Anyway, at the bottom of a hill in his village, he smashed the thing into a car waiting at the junctihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540899749#540899749Mon, 11 Aug 2014 16:17:45 -0500Being called an "ugly prick" by my identical twin brotherhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540899329#540899329Being called an "ugly prick" by my identical twin brotherMon, 11 Aug 2014 15:58:32 -0500My uncle got rid of his girlfriend from yorkshire. One night, she started yelling we've won lottery, we've won lottery. He said how much, she replied no, i won the raffle, we've won a dog called lottie, ray.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540896709#540896709My uncle got rid of his girlfriend from yorkshire. One night, she started yelling we've won lottery, we've won lottery. He said how much, she replied no, i won the raffle, we've won a dog called lottie, ray.Mon, 11 Aug 2014 14:00:53 -0500My Mum walked into the room half an hour into the 2001 FA cup final between Liverpool and Arsenal"Have Leeds scored yet"?"Er not yet Mum, no".https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540880187#540880187My Mum walked into the room half an hour into the 2001 FA cup final between Liverpool and Arsenal"Have Leeds scored yet"?"Er not yet Mum, no".Sun, 10 Aug 2014 12:16:31 -0500My sister, who sometimes isnt the brightest, was getting annoyed as I was taking the p1ss out of something stupid she'd said, came back with the reply," Well someone like you would understand would you with your mentability"!" My what sorry?"!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540880167#540880167My sister, who sometimes isnt the brightest, was getting annoyed as I was taking the p1ss out of something stupid she'd said, came back with the reply," Well someone like you would understand would you with your mentability"!" My what sorry?"!Sun, 10 Aug 2014 12:15:07 -0500my missus frequently says "i know for a fact you have probably been down the pub "https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540880163#540880163my missus frequently says "i know for a fact you have probably been down the pub "Sun, 10 Aug 2014 12:15:02 -0500Nope, Dad was not a fan obviously. Besides the staples were on the v****a in my day...!!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540878125#540878125Nope, Dad was not a fan obviously. Besides the staples were on the v****a in my day...!!!Sun, 10 Aug 2014 10:04:58 -0500Are you kidding Bandit? Those were different times. First time I saw a girl naked I was flummoxed that I couldn't find any staples anywhere.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540871065#540871065Are you kidding Bandit? Those were different times. First time I saw a girl naked I was flummoxed that I couldn't find any staples anywhere.Sat, 09 Aug 2014 19:59:51 -0500'Scruffy bastards, won't last 5 minutes.' - My dads view of the Rolling Stones.'What a bunch of tuneless fackers.' - My uncle Jack after turning down the chance to manage Slade when they were a skinhead group.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540870945#540870945'Scruffy bastards, won't last 5 minutes.' - My dads view of the Rolling Stones.'What a bunch of tuneless fackers.' - My uncle Jack after turning down the chance to manage Slade when they were a skinhead group.Sat, 09 Aug 2014 19:46:16 -0500my 3 year old puts me right all the time. Me earlier - "Two things that plants need to grow, water and sunlight" Her - Don't forget plant seed daddy.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30323203/favourite-quotes-from-family-members?post_id=540866955#540866955my 3 year old puts me right all the time. Me earlier - "Two things that plants need to grow, water and sunlight" Her - Don't forget plant seed daddy.Sat, 09 Aug 2014 15:48:26 -0500