New Posts For Thread: How annoying is it when you run out of bog roll ffs?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffsHappened to me this morning, but then luckily a UKIP leaflet popped through the letterbox and saved the dayIn days of oldwhen knights were boldand bog paper wasn't inventedyou wiped your arseon a lump of grassand walked away contented.One of my grandads nursery rhymes when I was a kid.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539474877#539474877In days of oldwhen knights were boldand bog paper wasn't inventedyou wiped your arseon a lump of grassand walked away contented.One of my grandads nursery rhymes when I was a kid.Mon, 19 May 2014 18:41:18 -0500http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scalehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539474679#539474679http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scaleMon, 19 May 2014 18:07:24 -0500ffs sfbtwthat doesn't even scanhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539474665#539474665ffs sfbtwthat doesn't even scanMon, 19 May 2014 18:05:33 -0500smooth stoneshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539474627#539474627smooth stonesMon, 19 May 2014 18:02:09 -0500Here I sat in mystic vapour.Some daft t1t had nicked the paper.Time was short, I could not linger.'Fraid I had to use my UKIP leaflet.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539474547#539474547Here I sat in mystic vapour.Some daft t1t had nicked the paper.Time was short, I could not linger.'Fraid I had to use my UKIP leaflet.Mon, 19 May 2014 17:53:08 -0500Why is it always a hot sticky tar poo when the loo roll runs out? Never a ghost poo.And why do Lincoln Logs that refuse to flush away always happen at other peoples houses?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539474299#539474299Why is it always a hot sticky tar poo when the loo roll runs out? Never a ghost poo.And why do Lincoln Logs that refuse to flush away always happen at other peoples houses?Mon, 19 May 2014 17:29:26 -0500silly me thought this may be a serious post. i was gonna say no, cos i never run out. always have a spare one next to the crapper for such abruptly ending toilet roll eventualities. i would use a ukip leaflet, would spread it around your bum like nuthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539474059#539474059silly me thought this may be a serious post. i was gonna say no, cos i never run out. always have a spare one next to the crapper for such abruptly ending toilet roll eventualities. i would use a ukip leaflet, would spread it around your bum like nutMon, 19 May 2014 17:10:14 -0500Best you don't meet my mate who wrote her speeches.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539473991#539473991Best you don't meet my mate who wrote her speeches.Mon, 19 May 2014 17:03:23 -0500I used to pick my nose and wipe the bogeys on the eyes of photos of Mad Maggie in the papers.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539473881#539473881I used to pick my nose and wipe the bogeys on the eyes of photos of Mad Maggie in the papers.Mon, 19 May 2014 16:52:48 -0500UKIP leaflet is freehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30268603/how-annoying-is-it-when-you-run-out-of-bog-roll-ffs?post_id=539473831#539473831UKIP leaflet is freeMon, 19 May 2014 16:47:59 -0500