New Posts For Thread: EVER HAD THAT BIG A DUMP...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dumpthat you required the services of a MIDWIFE??????the strain by the Bonzo Dog Do Da Band springs to mindHey, hey, human gonna do The StrainI'm gonna grip the seat I'm gonna pull your chainBarbed-wire bum baby, be like meWe're gonna do the strain on the lavatoryWe're gonna e-eeeeeeeeease it outWe'rehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536409877#536409877the strain by the Bonzo Dog Do Da Band springs to mindHey, hey, human gonna do The StrainI'm gonna grip the seat I'm gonna pull your chainBarbed-wire bum baby, be like meWe're gonna do the strain on the lavatoryWe're gonna e-eeeeeeeeease it outWe'reMon, 11 Nov 2013 02:55:04 -0600just had a splendid one myself. i can picture the antiques roadshow bunch discussing the various aromas permeating through the house just now.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536409593#536409593just had a splendid one myself. i can picture the antiques roadshow bunch discussing the various aromas permeating through the house just now.Mon, 11 Nov 2013 00:47:49 -0600Ampleforth • October 24, 2013 2:13 PM BSTno, but I have managed to reach the water before dropping the payload. Had to break its back with the bog brush to get it to flush... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... OMG mate .. I nearly fell off my chair !https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536405691#536405691Ampleforth • October 24, 2013 2:13 PM BSTno, but I have managed to reach the water before dropping the payload. Had to break its back with the bog brush to get it to flush... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... OMG mate .. I nearly fell off my chair !Sun, 10 Nov 2013 16:26:04 -0600My mate who plays rugby for salisbury, told me other day when he goes jogging every morning he has to take toilet roll.Im not impressed, you have to pick up dog poo but its ok for him.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536405155#536405155My mate who plays rugby for salisbury, told me other day when he goes jogging every morning he has to take toilet roll.Im not impressed, you have to pick up dog poo but its ok for him.Sun, 10 Nov 2013 15:53:19 -0600Fenners, what I say on here is what truly happened to me, it was a one wiper for sure. Christ Hospital were the Quaker school, someone on here from there played against me, I just cannot remember who it was though. They were a fierce bunch but so werhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536404633#536404633Fenners, what I say on here is what truly happened to me, it was a one wiper for sure. Christ Hospital were the Quaker school, someone on here from there played against me, I just cannot remember who it was though. They were a fierce bunch but so werSun, 10 Nov 2013 15:30:46 -0600Slippy I have never doubted your honesty, and I do not now. But I respectfully suggest that the ravages of time might have affected your memory. Because if that 25 minute marathon was a one wipe job I am John Pullin's grandad.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536403339#536403339Slippy I have never doubted your honesty, and I do not now. But I respectfully suggest that the ravages of time might have affected your memory. Because if that 25 minute marathon was a one wipe job I am John Pullin's grandad.Sun, 10 Nov 2013 14:40:40 -0600You boys don't know the half of it. The wife is disabled and takes a lot of opiate based pain relief which massively slows her bowel function and she was always not the most regular even prior to this. So every three or four days we use a colonic irrhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536402239#536402239You boys don't know the half of it. The wife is disabled and takes a lot of opiate based pain relief which massively slows her bowel function and she was always not the most regular even prior to this. So every three or four days we use a colonic irrSun, 10 Nov 2013 13:56:19 -0600Last Boxing Day I had a Caesarean.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536401729#536401729Last Boxing Day I had a Caesarean.Sun, 10 Nov 2013 13:34:56 -0600Indeed wit-ham, we were playing Christ's Hospital that day and they gave us a good game as they always used to. Me being 5 lbs lighter definitely helped matters I must say when push came to shove.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536399897#536399897Indeed wit-ham, we were playing Christ's Hospital that day and they gave us a good game as they always used to. Me being 5 lbs lighter definitely helped matters I must say when push came to shove.Sun, 10 Nov 2013 11:43:33 -0600trouble on your blindside then slippyhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/30117851/ever-had-that-big-a-dump?post_id=536399707#536399707trouble on your blindside then slippySun, 10 Nov 2013 11:31:23 -0600