New Posts For Thread: BEST LIMERICKShttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericksThere once was a queen of BavariaWhose f anny grew hairier and hairierWhen the Prince of PeruCame round for a $crewHe'd hunt for her c unt with a terrier.there once was a vicar called simswho dreamt of sexual things his secret desire was a boy from the choirwith an arse like a jelly on springshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519988973#519988973there once was a vicar called simswho dreamt of sexual things his secret desire was a boy from the choirwith an arse like a jelly on springsWed, 23 May 2012 14:10:54 -0500there was a young man named Bill Hunt who went on the river to puntthe punt sank with him but the tw*t couldn't swimwhat a facking great useless idiot I was stuck for a rhyme therehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519941605#519941605there was a young man named Bill Hunt who went on the river to puntthe punt sank with him but the tw*t couldn't swimwhat a facking great useless idiot I was stuck for a rhyme thereTue, 22 May 2012 07:10:06 -0500There was a young man from RangoonWho was born a fortnight too soonIt wasn’t his luck to be born by a fruckBut a rack off put in by a spoonhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519938211#519938211There was a young man from RangoonWho was born a fortnight too soonIt wasn’t his luck to be born by a fruckBut a rack off put in by a spoonTue, 22 May 2012 03:54:58 -0500Bert - c 2006 The Bert bit is almost right anyway.It's a very slight variation on a limerick written by the Gilbert half of Gilbert and Sullivan in the late 1800shttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519937717#519937717Bert - c 2006 The Bert bit is almost right anyway.It's a very slight variation on a limerick written by the Gilbert half of Gilbert and Sullivan in the late 1800sTue, 22 May 2012 03:13:41 -0500Walked into a shop known as Corals A place of dubious moralsCan i have fifty at eights?When were you born mate?So began the inevitable quarrel.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519937373#519937373Walked into a shop known as Corals A place of dubious moralsCan i have fifty at eights?When were you born mate?So began the inevitable quarrel.Tue, 22 May 2012 02:33:45 -0500There was a young man from Dundeewho was stung on the nose by a waspwhen asked Did it hurt?'he said 'No, not a lot, it can do it again if it likes' Bert - c 2006https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519929705#519929705There was a young man from Dundeewho was stung on the nose by a waspwhen asked Did it hurt?'he said 'No, not a lot, it can do it again if it likes' Bert - c 2006Mon, 21 May 2012 18:06:32 -0500A fella named abattoir DanCame up with a cunning planA post and a tweetAbout obtaining HorsemeatBut didn't reckon on kenny mannhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519926287#519926287A fella named abattoir DanCame up with a cunning planA post and a tweetAbout obtaining HorsemeatBut didn't reckon on kenny mannMon, 21 May 2012 16:11:02 -0500There was a young fella named PaulWho was extremely tallWhilst lying in bedHe would stretch out his legAnd turn out the light in the hallhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519926253#519926253There was a young fella named PaulWho was extremely tallWhilst lying in bedHe would stretch out his legAnd turn out the light in the hallMon, 21 May 2012 16:10:14 -0500There was an old man from BombayWho moulded a Cu*t out of clayThe heat of his pr1ckTurned the clay into brickAnd wore all his foresk1n away....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519925967#519925967There was an old man from BombayWho moulded a Cu*t out of clayThe heat of his pr1ckTurned the clay into brickAnd wore all his foresk1n away....Mon, 21 May 2012 15:59:33 -0500although not a limerick, a poem. but still makes me laughRoses are redViolets are blueI've got tourettesCheese on toast.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/29130225/best-limericks?post_id=519924259#519924259although not a limerick, a poem. but still makes me laughRoses are redViolets are blueI've got tourettesCheese on toast.Mon, 21 May 2012 15:06:03 -0500