New Posts For Thread: Those not so endearing dumb ar$sed things your wife doeshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-doesJoint credit cards expire this month & had new ones delivered this morning. I validated the cards & signed the back of mine & gave Jackie hers to sign before she went shopping.10 mins later she came to me in the garden asking what I'd done with her cAt a Christmas Market in France we passed a homemade cake stall where a woman was decorating biscuits and cakes by icing the word Noel on top.I said "Oh look, personalised cakes. Wonder why she is writing the same on all of them though?"Other half rehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531150039#531150039At a Christmas Market in France we passed a homemade cake stall where a woman was decorating biscuits and cakes by icing the word Noel on top.I said "Oh look, personalised cakes. Wonder why she is writing the same on all of them though?"Other half reWed, 10 Apr 2013 05:34:15 -0500Memory jogged by Mrs SFs tale of two days ago. I remember her younger sister, back in the late 80s, being told for a joke that you put engine oil in the hole where the dipstick goes. She put the oil in using a tin foil 'funnel', and never spilled ahttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531149509#531149509Memory jogged by Mrs SFs tale of two days ago. I remember her younger sister, back in the late 80s, being told for a joke that you put engine oil in the hole where the dipstick goes. She put the oil in using a tin foil 'funnel', and never spilled aWed, 10 Apr 2013 05:01:14 -0500Mrs c: 'Me and the girls at work were having a conversation at lunchtime and we couldn't agree on something. I said I'd ask you'me: 'ok.....'Mrs c: 'Can ducks fly?'https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531149089#531149089Mrs c: 'Me and the girls at work were having a conversation at lunchtime and we couldn't agree on something. I said I'd ask you'me: 'ok.....'Mrs c: 'Can ducks fly?'Wed, 10 Apr 2013 04:22:54 -0500I have plenty for this thread. My other half is an absolute gem for these. Will recount a few but will start with my all time favourite:We were at Alnwick Gardens on holiday in Northumberland, entering the place from the car park across the road. Arohttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531148935#531148935I have plenty for this thread. My other half is an absolute gem for these. Will recount a few but will start with my all time favourite:We were at Alnwick Gardens on holiday in Northumberland, entering the place from the car park across the road. AroWed, 10 Apr 2013 04:09:38 -0500^^ I'll second thathttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531148811#531148811^^ I'll second thatWed, 10 Apr 2013 03:54:21 -0500Brilliant threadhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531146921#531146921Brilliant threadWed, 10 Apr 2013 00:16:01 -0500My wife went to pick up one of our kids (Callum) from a party a couple of weeks ago. When she gets there our eldest son rings to ask her to pick him up after a sleepover, but its in a completely different direction and she virtually has to pass ourhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531099047#531099047My wife went to pick up one of our kids (Callum) from a party a couple of weeks ago. When she gets there our eldest son rings to ask her to pick him up after a sleepover, but its in a completely different direction and she virtually has to pass ourMon, 08 Apr 2013 11:12:02 -0500History Maker 09 Mar 12 20:49 Had friends coming to stay in Essex for a wedding. They were coming from London. They called from Leicester saying that they were lost. Good work imo. That is pure comedy goldhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531096677#531096677History Maker 09 Mar 12 20:49 Had friends coming to stay in Essex for a wedding. They were coming from London. They called from Leicester saying that they were lost. Good work imo. That is pure comedy goldMon, 08 Apr 2013 09:43:10 -0500I was once once asked why the flight time back to England from Sweden was 15 minutes shorter than the outward journey, I told her it was because the journey was downhill on the way back, to which she replied 'oh yeah, never thought of that' I left ithttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531096191#531096191I was once once asked why the flight time back to England from Sweden was 15 minutes shorter than the outward journey, I told her it was because the journey was downhill on the way back, to which she replied 'oh yeah, never thought of that' I left itMon, 08 Apr 2013 09:23:21 -0500I would have thought so if you give it a brushing down with paraffin first, obviously if it is petrol you do no you have to protect the electrics?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28979847/those-not-so-endearing-dumb-arsed-things-your-wife-does?post_id=531095561#531095561I would have thought so if you give it a brushing down with paraffin first, obviously if it is petrol you do no you have to protect the electrics?Mon, 08 Apr 2013 08:57:02 -0500