New Posts For Thread: Izal toilet paperhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paperjust been a thread about billy hills toilets and this stuff cropped up ...What conceivable purpose did it serve and what kind of mental issue did it cause with a whole generation of school kids scared to do a number 2.IMO responsible for all kinds ofIts dimesions were totally unsuitable,ok for wiping a canarys @rse efficiently but usless for humans, if you looked in terror to find there was only one sheet left...you were in big trouble,er...wishing you hadnt had that one sheet yourselfhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516234637#516234637Its dimesions were totally unsuitable,ok for wiping a canarys @rse efficiently but usless for humans, if you looked in terror to find there was only one sheet left...you were in big trouble,er...wishing you hadnt had that one sheet yourselfSat, 11 Feb 2012 16:04:23 -0600First wipe was more of a scoophttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516234111#516234111First wipe was more of a scoopSat, 11 Feb 2012 15:48:23 -0600hated the stuff as a kid, always use to crunch it up to try and soften it.horrible stuff, but it was marginally better than sandpaper !^Pinhooker - If you still have a roll why don't you try and sell it on ebay.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516226041#516226041hated the stuff as a kid, always use to crunch it up to try and soften it.horrible stuff, but it was marginally better than sandpaper !^Pinhooker - If you still have a roll why don't you try and sell it on ebay.Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:08:14 -0600I still have a pristine roll of Izal toilet paper - should it be sent to the British Museum?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516209913#516209913I still have a pristine roll of Izal toilet paper - should it be sent to the British Museum?Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:12:19 -0600Comes in handy for lining the tin when you've run out of greaseproof paper and you're making fudge.(There's all kind of scat humour going on in that posting if you've got a mind like a cess-pit)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516184887#516184887Comes in handy for lining the tin when you've run out of greaseproof paper and you're making fudge.(There's all kind of scat humour going on in that posting if you've got a mind like a cess-pit)Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:33:32 -0600i remember the toilet graffiti - tho this is 25 years ago- the one which sticks in my mind is 'this stuff only pushes things around a bit'https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516180369#516180369i remember the toilet graffiti - tho this is 25 years ago- the one which sticks in my mind is 'this stuff only pushes things around a bit'Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:47:05 -0600i once gave a guest lecture at a college in Chelmsford- some sort of Design and Art place- their claim to fame is that they invented Izalhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516180323#516180323i once gave a guest lecture at a college in Chelmsford- some sort of Design and Art place- their claim to fame is that they invented IzalFri, 10 Feb 2012 09:45:44 -0600Always came in handy if you ran out of tracing paper.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516180243#516180243Always came in handy if you ran out of tracing paper.Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:43:15 -0600Hope to have the wifes knickers on tonight.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516178803#516178803Hope to have the wifes knickers on tonight.Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:07:31 -0600now and againhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/28908123/izal-toilet-paper?post_id=516178589#516178589now and againFri, 10 Feb 2012 09:02:07 -0600