New Posts For Thread: Got any jokes?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokesMy wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, ’Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand sBigmo, what a terrible loss to the forum, thanks for all your efforts, first thread i looked for each day...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559464429#559464429Bigmo, what a terrible loss to the forum, thanks for all your efforts, first thread i looked for each day...Wed, 17 Jun 2020 08:20:36 -0500I've just seen Cat Stevens' boat floating down the river. His Mooring has broken....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559464221#559464221I've just seen Cat Stevens' boat floating down the river. His Mooring has broken....Wed, 17 Jun 2020 07:43:01 -0500Just heard that 'Psychic Night' has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559464217#559464217Just heard that 'Psychic Night' has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.Wed, 17 Jun 2020 07:42:14 -0500There was an ABBA tribute band playing in a pub round our way last night.Damn they were loud.You could hear the drums from Nando'shttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559464175#559464175There was an ABBA tribute band playing in a pub round our way last night.Damn they were loud.You could hear the drums from Nando'sWed, 17 Jun 2020 07:35:48 -0500'Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life' my boss told me"Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him."Really?" he asked."No," I replied.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559462881#559462881'Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life' my boss told me"Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him."Really?" he asked."No," I replied.Tue, 16 Jun 2020 21:16:42 -0500If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor Then Who ishttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559462879#559462879If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor Then Who isTue, 16 Jun 2020 21:13:15 -0500I asked the waiter if fish was one of the specialshe said of course not he was the singer in marillionhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559462877#559462877I asked the waiter if fish was one of the specialshe said of course not he was the singer in marillionTue, 16 Jun 2020 21:11:56 -0500People must not cough near you,they must cough far awayIf you hear hear someone coughing,tell them tofar coughhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559462875#559462875People must not cough near you,they must cough far awayIf you hear hear someone coughing,tell them tofar coughTue, 16 Jun 2020 21:08:57 -0500My mate has been queuing outside Sports Direct for hours.Says he feels like a huge mug.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559462873#559462873My mate has been queuing outside Sports Direct for hours.Says he feels like a huge mug.Tue, 16 Jun 2020 21:05:50 -0500Agree with Ambush. Some good some terrible but a great thread. keep them coming everyonehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/27743909/got-any-jokes?post_id=559462589#559462589Agree with Ambush. Some good some terrible but a great thread. keep them coming everyoneTue, 16 Jun 2020 16:24:37 -0500