New Posts For Thread: Duck walks into a pubhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub"I'd like a pint of lager please," "OK" replies the barman, "Do you want to pay for it, or should I put it on your bill?"Q. How do you make a duck sing soul???A. Stick it in the Microwave until it's bill withers...!!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543988811#543988811Q. How do you make a duck sing soul???A. Stick it in the Microwave until it's bill withers...!!!Wed, 18 Mar 2015 13:29:43 -0500Two ducks flying over Belfast one duck looks at the other and says quack and the other duck says I'm going as quack as I can.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543974751#543974751Two ducks flying over Belfast one duck looks at the other and says quack and the other duck says I'm going as quack as I can.Tue, 17 Mar 2015 10:59:12 -0500A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because thttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543974729#543974729A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because tTue, 17 Mar 2015 10:57:56 -0500A Duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of bitter and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "But you're a duck". "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working", sayhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543974157#543974157A Duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of bitter and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "But you're a duck". "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working", sayTue, 17 Mar 2015 09:51:26 -0500for ducks sakehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543968263#543968263for ducks sakeMon, 16 Mar 2015 18:05:54 -0500A Roman centurion walks into a hub, holds up two fingers and says "five beers please"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543966827#543966827A Roman centurion walks into a hub, holds up two fingers and says "five beers please"Mon, 16 Mar 2015 16:45:28 -0500A termite walks into a pub and says, "is the bartender here?"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543965641#543965641A termite walks into a pub and says, "is the bartender here?"Mon, 16 Mar 2015 15:27:19 -0500Shakespeare walks into a pub. Landlord says: "you're barred".https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543965617#543965617Shakespeare walks into a pub. Landlord says: "you're barred".Mon, 16 Mar 2015 15:26:06 -0500What's a ducks favourite book?'A Time to Bill' by John Gressinghamhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543965567#543965567What's a ducks favourite book?'A Time to Bill' by John GressinghamMon, 16 Mar 2015 15:23:27 -0500old one and i copied it cos i couldn't be bothered typing but ...A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread."Duck sayshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23490486/duck-walks-into-a-pub?post_id=543964371#543964371old one and i copied it cos i couldn't be bothered typing but ...A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread."Duck saysMon, 16 Mar 2015 13:43:33 -0500