New Posts For Thread: joke....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/jokemight be an oldun, but....Three tortoises, Tom, Dick and Harry, go to a party a few miles down the road. Unfortunately this takes them ages to get there, they trek and trek and arrive at the destination 10 days later with all their bottles of beer rmy wifes so fcking fat that when she fell down stairs i thought eastenders had finishedhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164550#419164550my wifes so fcking fat that when she fell down stairs i thought eastenders had finishedFri, 05 Feb 2010 16:49:38 -0600JL 8.3/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164546#419164546JL 8.3/10Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:37:05 -0600wife lying in bed while in walks husband with a sheep under his arm"this is the fat pig I have to have sex with tonight" he says."I think you'll find that's a shhep you are carrying you idiot" the wife says" He retorts, "I think you should know its thttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164542#419164542wife lying in bed while in walks husband with a sheep under his arm"this is the fat pig I have to have sex with tonight" he says."I think you'll find that's a shhep you are carrying you idiot" the wife says" He retorts, "I think you should know its tFri, 05 Feb 2010 15:57:12 -0600Wife says to hubby "would you like me to slip into something a little more comfortable" the husband replies "yes, a coma you ugly bestard"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164526#419164526Wife says to hubby "would you like me to slip into something a little more comfortable" the husband replies "yes, a coma you ugly bestard"Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:39:31 -0600Another funny thing about Jon Lajoie is the comments about his raps. Some of them do not realise he is taking the p i ss and think he is serious - incredible!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164522#419164522Another funny thing about Jon Lajoie is the comments about his raps. Some of them do not realise he is taking the p i ss and think he is serious - incredible!Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:29:52 -0600:Dhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164426#419164426:DFri, 05 Feb 2010 14:08:37 -0600An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is strolling aroundthe streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon.Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in thewindow 'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.'F*cking get in thttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164370#419164370An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is strolling aroundthe streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon.Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in thewindow 'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.'F*cking get in tFri, 05 Feb 2010 12:52:55 -0600I have just seen Jon Lajoie singing 'Everyday Normal Guy' again on youtube. Someone on here told me about it and it is funny if you have not seen it.I looked at his other stuff and one of them was called 'Show us your genitals'. It was not as funnhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164366#419164366I have just seen Jon Lajoie singing 'Everyday Normal Guy' again on youtube. Someone on here told me about it and it is funny if you have not seen it.I looked at his other stuff and one of them was called 'Show us your genitals'. It was not as funnFri, 05 Feb 2010 12:47:17 -0600think most jokes are hard to do on a laptop without a few effs in.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164362#419164362think most jokes are hard to do on a laptop without a few effs in.Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:47:13 -0600annie.. I only post, or forward by email, jokes that genuinely make me laugh. so i don't post or send many. Most jokes are sh.it imo.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23469934/joke?post_id=419164358#419164358annie.. I only post, or forward by email, jokes that genuinely make me laugh. so i don't post or send many. Most jokes are sh.it imo.Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:42:56 -0600