New Posts For Thread: 2 jokes for the price of onehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-onemr. patel goes to put his wifes death in the local paper, they tell him its a £1 a word,he only has £4 so he says to put in, "sonia patel is dead", they take pity on him and tell him he can have another 4 words free,he said, thanks,put in, "sonia pyaaaaawwwwnnnnhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-one?post_id=419076786#419076786yaaaaawwwwnnnnThu, 04 Feb 2010 06:31:18 -0600Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-one?post_id=419076710#419076710Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:21:48 -0600Following a wager with Sir Alex Ferguson, Wayne Rooney gets the ok from the FA to arrange a friendly between England and Scotland in which he alone will represent England.In front of a full house at Wembley, England stroll to a comfortable 2-0 win. Hhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-one?post_id=419076678#419076678Following a wager with Sir Alex Ferguson, Wayne Rooney gets the ok from the FA to arrange a friendly between England and Scotland in which he alone will represent England.In front of a full house at Wembley, England stroll to a comfortable 2-0 win. HThu, 04 Feb 2010 04:15:07 -0600capello 8 :Dhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-one?post_id=419076674#419076674capello 8 :DThu, 04 Feb 2010 04:07:56 -06003 couple on their honeymoons together and the guys decided to have a little comp. to see who $hags the most on the big night. so as to not let the wifes know about this,they come up with a cunning plan which is to order a round of toast for every timhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-one?post_id=419076670#4190766703 couple on their honeymoons together and the guys decided to have a little comp. to see who $hags the most on the big night. so as to not let the wifes know about this,they come up with a cunning plan which is to order a round of toast for every timThu, 04 Feb 2010 04:07:07 -0600wd4/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-one?post_id=419076658#419076658wd4/10Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:50:21 -0600lol,very goodhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-one?post_id=419076654#419076654lol,very goodThu, 04 Feb 2010 03:50:18 -0600heard the same joke before about a jewish womanthe extra words were volvo for salehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-one?post_id=419076650#419076650heard the same joke before about a jewish womanthe extra words were volvo for saleThu, 04 Feb 2010 03:47:44 -0600mr. patel goes to put his wifes death in the local paper, they tell him its a £1 a word,he only has £4 so he says to put in, "sonia patel is dead", they take pity on him and tell him he can have another 4 words free,he said, thanks,put in, "sonia phttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23464986/2-jokes-for-the-price-of-one?post_id=419076646#419076646mr. patel goes to put his wifes death in the local paper, they tell him its a £1 a word,he only has £4 so he says to put in, "sonia patel is dead", they take pity on him and tell him he can have another 4 words free,he said, thanks,put in, "sonia pThu, 04 Feb 2010 03:40:52 -0600