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							<channel><title>New Posts For Thread: Old One Liners</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23463658/old-one-liners</link><description>1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3)</description><item><title>I was walking along a narrow bridge when I saw a very attractive young lady walking towards me. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23463658/old-one-liners?post_id=419045566#419045566</link><description>I was walking along a narrow bridge when I saw a very attractive young lady walking towards me. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off.</description><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:29:51 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Some good ones there :)But very old :(The old ones are the best tho :^0</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23463658/old-one-liners?post_id=419045562#419045562</link><description>Some good ones there :)But very old :(The old ones are the best tho :^0</description><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:22:41 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3)</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23463658/old-one-liners?post_id=419045558#419045558</link><description>1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3)</description><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:17:54 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
