New Posts For Thread: does anyone actually have any GOOD jokeshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456998/does-anyone-actually-have-any-good-jokesgoing on a stag tomorrow, so any jokes i could pass off as my own would be nice, especially one liners please.cheers(to text to a mate) . . . I just heard Johnathon Ross was leaving the BBC. What are you and your three mates going to do with that piano?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456998/does-anyone-actually-have-any-good-jokes?post_id=418920610#418920610(to text to a mate) . . . I just heard Johnathon Ross was leaving the BBC. What are you and your three mates going to do with that piano?Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:09:15 -0600A man walks in to a pub, goes up to the bar and says "Line me up 10 whiskies please.""Ten! Wow!" says the Landlord - "What is the occasion?""My first b1owjob" says the man."Well congratulations!" says the Landlord "Let me get you another on the househttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456998/does-anyone-actually-have-any-good-jokes?post_id=418920318#418920318A man walks in to a pub, goes up to the bar and says "Line me up 10 whiskies please.""Ten! Wow!" says the Landlord - "What is the occasion?""My first b1owjob" says the man."Well congratulations!" says the Landlord "Let me get you another on the houseThu, 28 Jan 2010 08:53:26 -0600The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest."Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide herhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456998/does-anyone-actually-have-any-good-jokes?post_id=418920306#418920306The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest."Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide herThu, 28 Jan 2010 08:42:01 -0600A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies. "What's wrong with you?" The barman says. "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he rhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456998/does-anyone-actually-have-any-good-jokes?post_id=418920302#418920302A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies. "What's wrong with you?" The barman says. "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he rThu, 28 Jan 2010 08:37:49 -0600The year is 2222, and a human couple are taking their first trip to Mars. While there, they meet two Martians and the four of them get talking. They discuss the differences between Earth and Martian politics, technology, society - until finally the chttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456998/does-anyone-actually-have-any-good-jokes?post_id=418920246#418920246The year is 2222, and a human couple are taking their first trip to Mars. While there, they meet two Martians and the four of them get talking. They discuss the differences between Earth and Martian politics, technology, society - until finally the cThu, 28 Jan 2010 08:19:06 -0600Two brothers come down for breakfast.the Mum says to Johnny "what would you like for breakfast ?" johnny replies"I will have some effing corn -flakes" The mother says to johnny angrily "leave the table at once you will have nothing" When the motherhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456998/does-anyone-actually-have-any-good-jokes?post_id=418920242#418920242Two brothers come down for breakfast.the Mum says to Johnny "what would you like for breakfast ?" johnny replies"I will have some effing corn -flakes" The mother says to johnny angrily "leave the table at once you will have nothing" When the motherThu, 28 Jan 2010 08:15:27 -0600Q: How do you know when you're really ugly? A: Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leghttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456998/does-anyone-actually-have-any-good-jokes?post_id=418920238#418920238Q: How do you know when you're really ugly? A: Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your legThu, 28 Jan 2010 08:11:11 -0600going on a stag tomorrow, so any jokes i could pass off as my own would be nice, especially one liners please.cheershttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456998/does-anyone-actually-have-any-good-jokes?post_id=418920234#418920234going on a stag tomorrow, so any jokes i could pass off as my own would be nice, especially one liners please.cheersThu, 28 Jan 2010 08:09:23 -0600