https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors"Gout?" says the Doctor."Thats no way to talk to a patient. I've only just got here"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418919262#418919262patient to doctor; " I can't stop farting and they stink to high heaven"doctor; " don't worry( gets a long pole with a hook on the end from behind his desk) I'll soon**you up.patient; f00k me! yer not gonna shove that thing up, are ya?doctor; "no, I'Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:40:17 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418919002#418919002Patient: I feel a lot like a mouth organ.Dr: How odd, I had a girl in here this morning with exactly the same symptoms!Patient: That'll be our Monica.Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:45:42 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418918998#418918998patient: I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backsideDoctor: hows that?patient: Don't you startWed, 27 Jan 2010 15:13:36 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418918994#418918994Doctor: Come in, whats the problem?Man: I've got a lettuce stuck up my @rse!Doctor: I'd better take a look then....................hmmmm......looks like the tip of an iceberg to me!Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:16:29 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418918990#418918990what he had a glaucoma? :0Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:10:37 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418918986#418918986Chinese man visits the Optometrist..."I see what the problem is, you have a cataract""No, I dont. I have a rexus"Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:09:28 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418918982#418918982Doc ..I have some good news for you and some bad news ...which do you want first ?Patient ..give me the good news ...Doc...you have less than an hour to live Patient ...and THATS the GOOD news !!, so whats the Bad ?Doc ..I should have told you an houWed, 27 Jan 2010 14:05:46 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418918978#418918978Woman in Doctors SurgeryDoc says...I'm sorry but you've only got 3minutes to liveWoman (distraught)...Doc you gotta do something please.Doc...I could sh@g you...three timesWed, 27 Jan 2010 14:02:32 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418918974#418918974Man in Doctors SurgeryDoc says...I'm sorry but you've only got 3minutes to liveGut distraught...Doc you gotta do something please.Doc...I could boil you an egg.Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:54:44 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456934/man-limps-into-the-doctors?post_id=418918970#418918970:-)Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:46:58 -0600