New Posts For Thread: Pass On your GREAT everyday Tips ...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tipsto other Forumites here ...---------------------To rid your house of spiders put a Horse chestnut in the corner of each room , porch , etc ..Just as it is , not shelled or split or anything ..Scientists think it gives off a gas the spiders don't likeBOMB disposal experts' wives. Keep hubby on his toes by packing his lunchbox with plasticine and an old alarm clock.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912234#418912234BOMB disposal experts' wives. Keep hubby on his toes by packing his lunchbox with plasticine and an old alarm clock.Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:32:48 -0600BUS DRIVERS. Pretend you're an airline pilot by wedging your accelerator pedal down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old rope, and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912230#418912230BUS DRIVERS. Pretend you're an airline pilot by wedging your accelerator pedal down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old rope, and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers.Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:30:37 -0600PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and thereforehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912226#418912226PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and thereforeWed, 27 Jan 2010 05:29:57 -0600Good thinking sparkmaster ;-)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912178#418912178Good thinking sparkmaster ;-)Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:57:49 -0600Also if you shove a horse-chestnut up her arse it will deter any spiders from interrupting your love-making.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912174#418912174Also if you shove a horse-chestnut up her arse it will deter any spiders from interrupting your love-making.Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:53:47 -0600Cunny tip:Make sure you relax your tongue.Many men tense up their tongues and flick the tip furiously against her flower. That's all wrong. A relaxed tongue will do the trick better, using the broad flat part, whether you flick it or just bob your hehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912170#418912170Cunny tip:Make sure you relax your tongue.Many men tense up their tongues and flick the tip furiously against her flower. That's all wrong. A relaxed tongue will do the trick better, using the broad flat part, whether you flick it or just bob your heWed, 27 Jan 2010 04:52:18 -0600Don't start on chit chat what you think will be a "helpful" thread :-)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912154#418912154Don't start on chit chat what you think will be a "helpful" thread :-)Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:49:50 -0600OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912150#418912150OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:47:56 -0600Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912146#418912146Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:46:04 -0600Avoid cutting yourself while clumsily slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23456514/pass-on-your-great-everyday-tips?post_id=418912134#418912134Avoid cutting yourself while clumsily slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:44:44 -0600