New Posts For Thread: Few jokes at womens expense......https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expenseHow do you turn a fox into an elephant ? Marry itWhats the diff between a battery and a woman ? A battery has a poitive sideWhy is the space between a womens breasts and her hips called a waist ? Because you could quite easily fit another paJapanese scientists have invented a camera that is so fast it can take a picture of a woman with her gob shut.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418887010#418887010Japanese scientists have invented a camera that is so fast it can take a picture of a woman with her gob shut.Sun, 24 Jan 2010 08:56:07 -0600treat the wife to a night out the other night,took her to a new club and booked the best table,with the best lighting,then she went and spoilt it all by missing the 1st red ! !https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418886986#418886986treat the wife to a night out the other night,took her to a new club and booked the best table,with the best lighting,then she went and spoilt it all by missing the 1st red ! !Sun, 24 Jan 2010 08:52:45 -0600What do you say to a woman with a black eye?Nothing, you told her once.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418886978#418886978What do you say to a woman with a black eye?Nothing, you told her once.Sun, 24 Jan 2010 08:48:29 -0600The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said," Dust!"What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.The most effective way to remember your wife's birhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418886974#418886974The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said," Dust!"What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.The most effective way to remember your wife's birSun, 24 Jan 2010 08:46:57 -0600Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.Why did cave men drag their women around by the hair?Because if you drag them around by the feet they fill up with dirt.Why did god give men penises?So we'dhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418886966#418886966Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.Why did cave men drag their women around by the hair?Because if you drag them around by the feet they fill up with dirt.Why did god give men penises?So we'dSun, 24 Jan 2010 08:45:50 -0600Women's Institute National ConferenceThe first speaker, a lady from Dublin, stood up and said 'During last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband John that Ihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418886870#418886870Women's Institute National ConferenceThe first speaker, a lady from Dublin, stood up and said 'During last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband John that ISun, 24 Jan 2010 07:43:32 -0600LOL JBhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418886866#418886866LOL JBSun, 24 Jan 2010 07:28:51 -0600Enid and Fred are both residents in the same old peoples home and have become friends over afternoon tea dances.One day while dancing Enid remarks that she hasn't had sex since the death of her husband 15 years earlier. Fred admits that his sex lifehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418886862#418886862Enid and Fred are both residents in the same old peoples home and have become friends over afternoon tea dances.One day while dancing Enid remarks that she hasn't had sex since the death of her husband 15 years earlier. Fred admits that his sex lifeSun, 24 Jan 2010 07:25:53 -0600:Dhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418886854#418886854:DSun, 24 Jan 2010 06:58:21 -0600Why do women wear make-up and perfume?Because they are ugly and they smell.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23455414/few-jokes-at-womens-expense?post_id=418886850#418886850Why do women wear make-up and perfume?Because they are ugly and they smell.Sun, 24 Jan 2010 06:56:05 -0600