New Posts For Thread: greatest comebacks youve hit back withhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-withduring arguments or pee taking aimed at youthe wife was quizzing me over some money I had spent, says very smuggly " don't forget i am always one step ahead of you "straight away hits back with " well remind me to go stand on the edge of a cliff thenwhen my missus went into labour and the nurse had to examine her she asked me if i wanted to stay or wait outside the room.. i replied " ill stay thanks i used to be a butcher" some people just have no sense of humourhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786510#418786510when my missus went into labour and the nurse had to examine her she asked me if i wanted to stay or wait outside the room.. i replied " ill stay thanks i used to be a butcher" some people just have no sense of humourFri, 22 Jan 2010 10:16:48 -0600i remember when i was in my teens..somebody insulted one of the guys i was drinking with..and he came bac.k at him with an absolute cracker....fk off you cnt...oscar wilde eat your heart outhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786506#418786506i remember when i was in my teens..somebody insulted one of the guys i was drinking with..and he came bac.k at him with an absolute cracker....fk off you cnt...oscar wilde eat your heart outFri, 22 Jan 2010 10:12:15 -0600Can I borrow 10p-I need to phone my friend.Theres 20p-phone all of them.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786490#418786490Can I borrow 10p-I need to phone my friend.Theres 20p-phone all of them.Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:58:15 -0600When I was a small child I remember my parents messing around fun-fighting. My dad said that he was gonna win and I replied 'I don't think so daddy, look at the size of mummy's muscles' as a pointed at her t!ts!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786410#418786410When I was a small child I remember my parents messing around fun-fighting. My dad said that he was gonna win and I replied 'I don't think so daddy, look at the size of mummy's muscles' as a pointed at her t!ts!Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:40:05 -0600"oh sorry, i thought you were someone else""i am"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786406#418786406"oh sorry, i thought you were someone else""i am"Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:34:36 -0600When i was about 10 my sister aged 12 was prancing about and showing off in front of the family and i was telling her to sit down, she says ' You're jealous because i'm pretty and you're just awful! 'Yes, well you are pretty ugly, and i am awful handhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786402#418786402When i was about 10 my sister aged 12 was prancing about and showing off in front of the family and i was telling her to sit down, she says ' You're jealous because i'm pretty and you're just awful! 'Yes, well you are pretty ugly, and i am awful handFri, 22 Jan 2010 08:31:56 -0600The best I have heard was from my borther at a dinner party. He was sat next to a woman he loathed, who was massively into feminism. She was explaining why she would not take her husbands name. "I can trace my surname back through ten generations,https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786358#418786358The best I have heard was from my borther at a dinner party. He was sat next to a woman he loathed, who was massively into feminism. She was explaining why she would not take her husbands name. "I can trace my surname back through ten generations,Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:24:12 -0600I used to dream of having Gola boots!!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786354#418786354I used to dream of having Gola boots!!!Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:24:06 -0600My brother whilst playing football was having a running battle with an opponent, got called over by the ref. Ref asked what was going on, the other bloke says "ref he keeps saying he's going to fack my girlfriend" Brother responses with "ref I have shttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786350#418786350My brother whilst playing football was having a running battle with an opponent, got called over by the ref. Ref asked what was going on, the other bloke says "ref he keeps saying he's going to fack my girlfriend" Brother responses with "ref I have sFri, 22 Jan 2010 07:20:57 -0600Go back to banging on your tamborine in your 'special' summer fete....Your mum won't be there to watch coz she never wanted a backward boy who eats fag ash and shots "HIYA" every time a person walks past. Your mum was chucked off the PTA after you buhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23451414/greatest-comebacks-youve-hit-back-with?post_id=418786330#418786330Go back to banging on your tamborine in your 'special' summer fete....Your mum won't be there to watch coz she never wanted a backward boy who eats fag ash and shots "HIYA" every time a person walks past. Your mum was chucked off the PTA after you buFri, 22 Jan 2010 04:10:30 -0600