New Posts For Thread: Joke...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/jokeGuy goes for a job in a timber yard in australia (my aussie bro in law told me the joke) he does all the usual bumf at the interview and they're still not sure, so he says to them that he can tell the type of timber, country of origin and year it wa:( 0/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418761230#418761230:( 0/10Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:05:41 -0600A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow. Everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a blazing row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police gethttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418761218#418761218A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow. Everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a blazing row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police getTue, 19 Jan 2010 11:01:09 -0600:) 7/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418761162#418761162:) 7/10Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:49:41 -0600A Muslim man was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen **s than let alcohol touch my lips!"Paddy looked up at the stewardehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418761158#418761158A Muslim man was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen **s than let alcohol touch my lips!"Paddy looked up at the stewardeTue, 19 Jan 2010 10:48:21 -0600:) 6/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418761142#418761142:) 6/10Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:43:06 -0600A Kerryman working in London brings his mates back for an all night drinking session at his flat. Over the fire place there is a very large gong. "What's that Paddy"? asks his mate. "oh, that's me talking clock". "pull th other one" says his mate "Ihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418761090#418761090A Kerryman working in London brings his mates back for an all night drinking session at his flat. Over the fire place there is a very large gong. "What's that Paddy"? asks his mate. "oh, that's me talking clock". "pull th other one" says his mate "ITue, 19 Jan 2010 10:32:00 -06006/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418761046#4187610466/10Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:04:22 -0600One Monday morning the Postman is riding through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Derek, the homeowner, comihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418761010#418761010One Monday morning the Postman is riding through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Derek, the homeowner, comiTue, 19 Jan 2010 06:37:50 -06009/10 to the Nelson one, excellent.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418760782#4187607829/10 to the Nelson one, excellent.Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:44:05 -0600HRH, Nelson 9/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23450170/joke?post_id=418760778#418760778HRH, Nelson 9/10Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:43:46 -0600