New Posts For Thread: Survival Tipshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips1: If you are unfortunate enough to be trapped in a smoke filled burning builing, insert a hosepipe into your toilet. There is a supply of fresh air on the other side of the U-Bend.http://www.amazon.co.uk/Worst-Case-Scenario-Survival-Handbook-Handbooks/dp/0811825558good book on such thingshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651442#418651442http://www.amazon.co.uk/Worst-Case-Scenario-Survival-Handbook-Handbooks/dp/0811825558good book on such thingsSat, 16 Jan 2010 08:30:14 -0600Tru. I saw that in the 'Road Runner' cartoons.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651414#418651414Tru. I saw that in the 'Road Runner' cartoons.Sat, 16 Jan 2010 08:02:51 -0600wur :^0 :^0 :^0https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651410#418651410wur :^0 :^0 :^0Sat, 16 Jan 2010 08:02:11 -0600If your plummeting down in a falling lift at 3,000 miles an hour simply jump up just before it hits the bottom and you will be ok.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651402#418651402If your plummeting down in a falling lift at 3,000 miles an hour simply jump up just before it hits the bottom and you will be ok.Sat, 16 Jan 2010 08:01:49 -0600If you ever find yoursel in Harlem, New York, wearing nothing but a sandwich board proclaiming 'I hate n i g g e r s', make sure you have a gun taped to the inside of a board.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651390#418651390If you ever find yoursel in Harlem, New York, wearing nothing but a sandwich board proclaiming 'I hate n i g g e r s', make sure you have a gun taped to the inside of a board.Sat, 16 Jan 2010 07:56:03 -0600Regarding the hose pipe problem...The intelligent ones will use the shower hose or the hose from from one of thos shampooing thingies.The sarcastic ones are gonna die. Goody! :Dhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651386#418651386Regarding the hose pipe problem...The intelligent ones will use the shower hose or the hose from from one of thos shampooing thingies.The sarcastic ones are gonna die. Goody! :DSat, 16 Jan 2010 07:55:22 -0600The urine of a healthy man is sterile and can be drunk if you're in dire need of water. Female urine is unlikely to be sterile for reasons that need not concern us here.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651382#418651382The urine of a healthy man is sterile and can be drunk if you're in dire need of water. Female urine is unlikely to be sterile for reasons that need not concern us here.Sat, 16 Jan 2010 07:51:30 -0600A wet suit gives good protection from stomach acid if you're swallowed alive by a whale.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651378#418651378A wet suit gives good protection from stomach acid if you're swallowed alive by a whale.Sat, 16 Jan 2010 07:49:27 -0600have you found my stash, minj?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651374#418651374have you found my stash, minj?Sat, 16 Jan 2010 07:48:56 -0600A condom can hold an enormous amount of water, if you're caught in a desert, at an oasis, have an urgent lunch appointment some distance from the oasis and don't mind drinking spvnky water.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446738/survival-tips?post_id=418651370#418651370A condom can hold an enormous amount of water, if you're caught in a desert, at an oasis, have an urgent lunch appointment some distance from the oasis and don't mind drinking spvnky water.Sat, 16 Jan 2010 07:46:31 -0600