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							<channel><title>New Posts For Thread: what is wrong with me?</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me</link><description>i constantly feel as though im "touching cloth" but when i visit the toilet,nothing happens, pull up trousers leave toilet,only to get 100 yards away and feel like turtles head is popping out again!....this is very annoying,not to mention time consum</description><item><title>Get some Germoloids cream. If that doesn't work, see the doc.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642254#418642254</link><description>Get some Germoloids cream. If that doesn't work, see the doc.</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:23:57 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>you can either have a rubber band squeezed around them until they fall off or you can go to hospital and have them cut off.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642250#418642250</link><description>you can either have a rubber band squeezed around them until they fall off or you can go to hospital and have them cut off.</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:22:18 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>if it is piles...then what do i do?....do i get them burst?...or lanced?...or graped?....or whatever they do with them?</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642246#418642246</link><description>if it is piles...then what do i do?....do i get them burst?...or lanced?...or graped?....or whatever they do with them?</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:21:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>There must be better things to do on a friday. :(</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642238#418642238</link><description>There must be better things to do on a friday. :(</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:20:27 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Sounds like piles to me tbh.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642234#418642234</link><description>Sounds like piles to me tbh.</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:19:36 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>and your fishing rod!</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642230#418642230</link><description>and your fishing rod!</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:19:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>get a tablet called pentasa</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642226#418642226</link><description>get a tablet called pentasa</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:18:42 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>so just to recap.....ive got ...piles,crohns disease,possibly bowel cancer,and anal fissure.......................firkin hell.....im not going to ask on hear about my erectile dysfunction!</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642222#418642222</link><description>so just to recap.....ive got ...piles,crohns disease,possibly bowel cancer,and anal fissure.......................firkin hell.....im not going to ask on hear about my erectile dysfunction!</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:18:29 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>P R U N E S</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642218#418642218</link><description>P R U N E S</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:17:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>yes they would. you've probably given yourself an anal fissure as well.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23446390/what-is-wrong-with-me?post_id=418642210#418642210</link><description>yes they would. you've probably given yourself an anal fissure as well.</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:15:10 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
