New Posts For Thread: Catastropeehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23440074/catastropeeI pass on this cautionary tale as a help and a warning to my fellow forumites.Today I entered my bathroom to perform the routine task of emptying my bladder.From its cosy resting place in the ball pocket of my briefs I fshed out my urethric tube andLOL .Always check there's paper imo . ( or keep an emergency supply on yout person)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23440074/catastropee?post_id=418473726#418473726LOL .Always check there's paper imo . ( or keep an emergency supply on yout person)Fri, 08 Jan 2010 07:18:27 -0600every time we meet up for a few drinks he recounts the story,I always end up nearly weeping with laughter,what must that poor girl have thought when entering the destroyed bathroom, (not to mention possible fecal matter everywhere)he said thoughthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23440074/catastropee?post_id=418473654#418473654every time we meet up for a few drinks he recounts the story,I always end up nearly weeping with laughter,what must that poor girl have thought when entering the destroyed bathroom, (not to mention possible fecal matter everywhere)he said thoughtThu, 07 Jan 2010 18:23:35 -0600The worst lavartorial disaster I've heard of was a friend who was in the navy years ago,got taken home by a girl he met in a club and needed a big job evacuation sharpish,he went to her toilet and produced a ferocious projectile liguid jobbie andhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23440074/catastropee?post_id=418473650#418473650The worst lavartorial disaster I've heard of was a friend who was in the navy years ago,got taken home by a girl he met in a club and needed a big job evacuation sharpish,he went to her toilet and produced a ferocious projectile liguid jobbie andThu, 07 Jan 2010 17:37:15 -0600Do what the German men do, pull down the kecks and sit down to have a pee.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23440074/catastropee?post_id=418473646#418473646Do what the German men do, pull down the kecks and sit down to have a pee.Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:02:56 -0600Ah yes -the dreaded tap attack . Little for it but to hope that there's enough bogroll to apply to the affected area . One can at least lighten the stain and perform a series of stoops , shimmies and other gyrations to keep the one's plight hidden frhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23440074/catastropee?post_id=418473642#418473642Ah yes -the dreaded tap attack . Little for it but to hope that there's enough bogroll to apply to the affected area . One can at least lighten the stain and perform a series of stoops , shimmies and other gyrations to keep the one's plight hidden frThu, 07 Jan 2010 15:57:38 -0600lol, a good readhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23440074/catastropee?post_id=418473638#418473638lol, a good readThu, 07 Jan 2010 15:55:44 -0600Not as bad as being in somebody elses house, turning on a cold tap to wash your hands and see it WHHOOSH around the bowl and straight on to your grey trousers at crotch height before you can turn the bastid off. :(https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23440074/catastropee?post_id=418473634#418473634Not as bad as being in somebody elses house, turning on a cold tap to wash your hands and see it WHHOOSH around the bowl and straight on to your grey trousers at crotch height before you can turn the bastid off. :(Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:46:21 -0600I pass on this cautionary tale as a help and a warning to my fellow forumites.Today I entered my bathroom to perform the routine task of emptying my bladder.From its cosy resting place in the ball pocket of my briefs I fshed out my urethric tube andhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23440074/catastropee?post_id=418473622#418473622I pass on this cautionary tale as a help and a warning to my fellow forumites.Today I entered my bathroom to perform the routine task of emptying my bladder.From its cosy resting place in the ball pocket of my briefs I fshed out my urethric tube andThu, 07 Jan 2010 14:21:38 -0600