https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dumptoilet is 16 paces from the sofa:-get up from sofa & run into toilet-trousers and pants down-push x 2-dump (minimum logs x 2)-wipe x 3-flush-pants & trousers up-get up from toilet & run to sofaFYI: for the purposes of this exercise I shall not be washttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366334#418366334:)Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:34:17 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366170#418366170funny thread.Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:27:54 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366166#418366166can you give the forum your ebay name, just in case anyone thinks of buying anything from you?Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:33:09 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366130#418366130I'm back now. How long did I take?Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:50:13 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366126#418366126I'm away nowWed, 06 Jan 2010 17:47:02 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366122#418366122what a crap threadWed, 06 Jan 2010 17:45:42 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366118#418366118go back and wipe your hole, 3 wipes never enough!!Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:39:45 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366114#418366114And just when you think the forum has probaley reached the bottom up pops a thread to prove how wrong you are.Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:48:10 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366110#418366110i knew you would be sh1t at thisWed, 06 Jan 2010 16:28:20 -0600https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23437498/i-am-going-to-time-myself-to-see-how-quickly-i-can-go-for-a-dump?post_id=418366106#418366106right; time to clean up :-)Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:27:40 -0600