New Posts For Thread: speeding tickets!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23433234/speeding-ticketsi earned myself one of these recently in preston....i wrote a letter explaining that my indiscretion was brought about by "bursting for a sh1te" and due to the dearth of public sh1th0uses in preston was pressing on towards southport for a turd.......he was in the boot...didnt want them to see him!...turban was stopping the boot from shutting properly!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23433234/speeding-tickets?post_id=418224422#418224422he was in the boot...didnt want them to see him!...turban was stopping the boot from shutting properly!!Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:14:47 -0600Tell them you were taking a battered asian to the hospital :)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23433234/speeding-tickets?post_id=418224414#418224414Tell them you were taking a battered asian to the hospital :)Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:12:31 -0600it would have worked charlie...but for the fact that im a fat white skinhead myself!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23433234/speeding-tickets?post_id=418224410#418224410it would have worked charlie...but for the fact that im a fat white skinhead myself!Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:09:20 -0600Should have said you were black and being chased by skinheads.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23433234/speeding-tickets?post_id=418224406#418224406Should have said you were black and being chased by skinheads.Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:08:32 -0600might've scared the Preston Polis off, but who knows?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23433234/speeding-tickets?post_id=418224394#418224394might've scared the Preston Polis off, but who knows?Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:03:48 -0600funnily enough.....never thought of that one!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23433234/speeding-tickets?post_id=418224390#418224390funnily enough.....never thought of that one!Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:01:28 -0600shoulda said "just f*cking get me back tae Kirkcaldy!"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23433234/speeding-tickets?post_id=418224386#418224386shoulda said "just f*cking get me back tae Kirkcaldy!"Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:00:38 -0600i earned myself one of these recently in preston....i wrote a letter explaining that my indiscretion was brought about by "bursting for a sh1te" and due to the dearth of public sh1th0uses in preston was pressing on towards southport for a turd.......https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23433234/speeding-tickets?post_id=418224378#418224378i earned myself one of these recently in preston....i wrote a letter explaining that my indiscretion was brought about by "bursting for a sh1te" and due to the dearth of public sh1th0uses in preston was pressing on towards southport for a turd.......Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:59:22 -0600